People always argue about how to discipline dogs when they drop a nice steamy duece on your carpets. Some people say you should kill them with kindness, others prefer tough love. Personally, I like to solve this dilemma by taking a crap in their cage, this way they know what it feels like.

But what if your dog was so pathetic, so adorably useless, that you couldn’t do anything. Except feel sorry for it. This would be your dog…

I feel the same way when I watched this trailer for Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Hollywood, you’ve hit a new low. Sleepy dog, I’d still poop in your cage.