I love beer. But this guy loves it more.

According to USA Today, 67 year old Bill Bramanti is out of his fucking mind. This smirking Chicago native likes Pabst Blue Ribbon so much that he got his coffin bedazzled in PBR motif. Right down to the Ribbon, he paid to make sure his final resting place would smell like stale beer, puke, and sawdust.

But before you dig a hole for this senile bastard, you should know that he’s not ready to die quite yet…

Bramanti isn’t sick, so he doesn’t plan on needing it just yet. For now he plans to use it as a cooler.

“I actually fit, because I got in here,” Bramanti, 67, of South Chicago Heights said. He threw a party Saturday for friends, featuring his coffin filled with ice and, what else, Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Maybe some of those “friends” should sign Bill up for AA. I think the warning signs are pretty obvious. In fact, they’re cooling the beers in your hands.