When the people of Lesbos formed their peaceful island community thousands of years ago, they never could have imagined that their proud “Lesbian” heritage would be infiltrated by the evil homosexual community.

Yes, that’s right. The people of the Greek island of Lesbos (known as “Lesbians”) have had it with gay woman (known as “Lesbians”) slamming their name.

And that’s exactly why they’re going to court. >>READ ARTICLE

The island Lesbians are furiously scissoring the gay Lesbians in an attempt to ban their flamboyant usage of the term “lesbian”. They are claiming these Bulldykes have caused a worldwide “Snickering” epidemic against all real Lesbians. In fact, they want the court to disallow gay rights organizations to use the term entirely.

Here’s a dramatization of what happened in court.

One Islander took a break from painting his nails to scream out his frustration, “Those gays are giving us Lesbians a bad name! And have you seen their outfits? Paaa-leeazze.” And the angry outcries don’t stop there. It’s got the national media scratching it’s head. And encouraging women to make out with eachother.

The neighboring Greek community has been openly supporting Lesbos fight against gaydom. In a show of unprecedented solidarity, the Greek island of Douche filed a similar lawsuit–calling for an injunction against all Douchebags.

Said one proud Greek Douchebag, “Those other douchebags are hurting our sense of pride and self importance.”

And it seems like the Court is siding with the island Douchebags. They’ve arrested Paris Hilton on douchebaggery charges and are holding her without bail.

I support you Douchebags. I hate you, but I support you.