We’ve all been on the airplane for a mind-numbingly long flight — bored out of our ass — and picked up the copy of the standard in-flight magazine SkyMall. After about 100 pages of lawn ornaments and technology from 1998, you have to wonder “who the f*ck buys this shit?”

Luckily for us, the guys as Cracked.com have compiled a list of the 5 Most Rediculous SkyMall Products Money Can Buy.