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The Game of Pregnancy

June 19th, 2008 · No Comments

BabyAfter reading this news story, I wondered why my high school was so booooorring.

Apparently having 17 girls in your high school get pregnant is not enough of a shocker to the social system. Yes, Glouchester High School in Massachusetts in pumping out babies like a ice cream factory. But what’s more surprising? They admitted to making a “pact to get pregnant”.

Time Magazine first reported that nearly half of the girls confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. None of them is older than 16.

Farmer said these are generally “girls who lack self-esteem and have a lack of love in their life.”

But the surprises don’t stop there. One of the girls had an old trick up her snatch…

Sullivan told the magazine that the pact wasn’t the only shocking incident.

“We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,” he told Time.

A homeless guy?!

I think there should have been a “no homeless guy” clause in that pregnancy pact. That’s just cheating.

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