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Entries from August 2008

I love me some Obama

August 29th, 2008 · No Comments

After seeing Obama’s speech last night, I gotta say, I was blown away. That’s the first time I think I’ve ever watched a speech longer than 10 minutes without getting bored. Or seen a politician that speaks such truth.

I loved it. But I think Pat Buchanan loved it a little more.

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Tags: daily funnies · news · politics

PMP August Mixtape

August 28th, 2008 · No Comments

PMP MixerFresh off a huge music festival, here’s PMP’s August mixtape. It’s surprisingly hip-hop heavy, but also tantalizingly titillating.

Best mix yet…

1. Cold War Kids - “Something Is Not Right With Me” >> Play
2. The Submarines - “You, Me, & The Bourgeoisie” >> Play
3. M.I.A. - “Paper Planes”
4. Thunderheist - “Suenos Dulces” >> Play
5. Lupe Fiasco - “Go Go Gadget Flow”
6. Lyrics Born - “Hott 2 Def” >> Play
7. The Kooks - “Do You Wanna”
8. Better Than Ezra - “Extra Ordinary”
9. MGMT vs. Talib Kweli - “Time To Listen”
10. Dead Prez - “Hip Hop”
11. Pepper - “Musical 69″ >> Play
12. Weezer - “King”
13. Radiohead - “The Reckoner”
14. Death Cab For Cutie - “Cath…”
15. The Kooks - “Tick Of Time”

BONUS:
Flight of the Conchords - Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros
(ps - you can dl all the songs that say “Play” by right clicking on them, “Save As”)

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Tags: mixtape · music pixx

Snapple Facts Writers Room

August 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Ever wonder who writes those facts underneath the Snapple cap? I do. And I’ve also heard that not all of them are true. But then again, I don’t know if that’s true either. And now I’m confused.

One thing’s for sure, though — coming up with those facts isn’t as easy as I thought…


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Tags: daily funnies · food · sketch

Music Pixx: Cold War Kids

August 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Here’s the latest single from awesome rockers Cold War Kids. It’s from their upcoming Loyalty to Loyalty, coming out next month.

I’m a big fan. I saw these guys up in San Francisco this past weekend, and they really put on a great show. Click here to watch their performance of this song at Outside Lands last friday.

Cold War Kids - “Something Is Not Right With Me”

Download MP3 Here –> Cold War Kids - “Something is Not Right With Me” MP3 Right click on the link, “Save Target As”.

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Tags: music pixx

F- Fox News!

August 27th, 2008 · No Comments

You gotta love Fox News. If not for spewing out conservative propaganda, then for their Gladiator-like approach to field reporting.

Here’s a good clip. Let’s take a nerdy, socially-inept Fox News Reporter and put him in the middle of an angry anti-Republican mob. Don’t worry, they’ll check on him later…

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Tags: daily funnies · news · politics

Not Michael Phelps

August 26th, 2008 · No Comments

This guy from Britain keeps being mistaken for Michael Phelps, and is bombarded by a paparazzi-like crowd of Bejingites. They’re on him like white on rice.

It’s like a Michael Phelps Tour Bus just let out…

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Tags: daily funnies · sports

Verizon Wireless Is Creepy

August 26th, 2008 · No Comments

I’m not sure if this is funny, cool, or something out of a Steven King novel.

This dude gets a call. And the Network is there.

Upon further inspection, the Network found out that the man they were following actually had T-Mobile. He was then cannibalized by the Verizon Crew.

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Tags: daily funnies · dear god · internet

Music Pixx: MGMT vs. Talib Kweli

August 25th, 2008 · No Comments

This is a pretty sweet mash-up of MGMT’s “Time to Pretend” against the quick-mouthed MC Talib Kweli . I believe it’s thrown together by DJ Topcat. Or was it DJ BJ?

I always get those two guys mixed up.

MGMT vs. Talib Kweli - “Time To Listen”

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Tags: music pixx

Things You Don’t Say To Your Wife

August 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Unless your wife was Rosanne, here’s a pretty solid list of things that you probably shouldn’t mention.

If your wife is Rosanne, sing this to her and rub her snout.


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Tags: daily funnies · stand up

Outside Lands: Day 2

August 24th, 2008 · No Comments

Outside Lands Day 2

Per the suggestion of “Mike” (a dude I met yesterday with a CamelBak hooked up to a box-o-wine), I stopped by “Hippie Hill” on my way to the festival. And as he promised, the ganja was as plentiful as the drum circles and unwashed body parts. After haggling with a Jamaican woman named “Momma”, I procured said goods, and bounded down to Day 2 of this epic festival.

The doors opened early today – 1PM – which, keeping with the festival’s mantra, meant more musicians crammed on more stages. 26 bands to be exact. The schedule was tight. But today I had a plan. I already had my beer bracelet from yesterday, and I knew the festival grounds, so I was ready for the increased quantity of bands. I was prepped…

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Tags: awesomeness · deep thoughts · flog · music pixx · travel

Mind Your Gay Tongue

August 24th, 2008 · No Comments

This is a pretty funny clip from HBO’s upcoming animated show “The Life & Times of Tim”. I so super cereal right now…


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Tags: animation · daily funnies · tv

The WeatherMan’s Fan

August 24th, 2008 · No Comments

It’s always weird when someone outstays their welcome. And it’s even weirder when that someone is a die-hard fan of a local weatherman.

But when it’s caught on camera, it’s delightful.


Nice pin.

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Tags: best worst · daily funnies · dear god · news · people are idiots