Am I the only one that’s noticed that Sarah Palin looks exactly like Tina Fey? I mean, like “Sister, Sister” similar.

Maybe they’re twins or they we’re separated at birth (like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito). Or more likely, during McCain’s appearance on SNL this past May, he stole a shirt from Tina Fey’s old wardrobe, found a hair of hers, and made a clone. The rest is simple, McCain breast fed the clone to full maturity, gave it a fake family with weird names, and made it Vice President.

I mean, no one actually lives in Alaska. So who would actually know if she’s really from there? The government probably just pushed the Eskimos off on an iceberg, and tear gassed the rest of “Wasilla, Alaska” (again, fake town).

Or maybe Tina Fey went to Alaska on a “vacation” and stole the identity of a small town mayor named “Sarah”. This would also be easy, as again, no one lives in Alaska. And no one would care.

Or perhaps, John Travolta had a crush on Tina Fey and wanted to woo her affection. Since Palin is supposedly a “hockey mom”, Travolta challenged her to a “Face Off”…and ripped her face off. Of course, Travolta knew of Fey’s secret burning desire to be President, and gave it to her as a love-present. They made sweet love, had five children, and hypnotized John McCain with some Ensure® Shakes and a bottle of Prune Juice. The rest is history.

I mean, come on people, these are simple ideas here! Certainly, one of them has to be true. Or maybe it’s just my subconscious playing tricks on me, because I know that Tina Fey is more qualified to be Vice President than Sarah Palin. But then again, so is my right testicle.