I was sent this article yesterday, and it had me cracking up.

Once a beacon of strength and courage as an action superstar, Steven Seagal has reached a new low…He’s the new spokesman for the Geek Squad (i shit you not). Apparently, he’s turned in his boxing gloves for a pocket protector, some vaseline, and a box of Kleenex.

And to show the world just how committed he is to being a pussy, during this interview he refuses to cooperate. Because the lights are too bright.

If he keeps pulling shit like this, his Talent Agency will really start to suffer.