Let’s hear it for SNL not sucking for once. Their opening skit from this past weekend does a hilarious job calling out John McCain for his slanderous ad campaigns, and overall douchyness.

Barack Obama fathered TWO black children IN WEDLOCK!. Is this really the kind of man we want running our country? I didn’t think so. I’d rather have a guy that divorced his wife for a wealthy heiress that’s twenty years younger than him. That’s America.