Here’s another track off of Cold War Kids latest album Loyalty to Loyalty. If you can’t tell, I think this is one of the most solid albums of the year. Great bluesy riffs, with rock and and soul. Pick it up if you haven’t already.

This video is off a live performance at Webster Hall. The studio version is below. Holla

Cold War Kids - “Every Valley Is Not a Lake” >>PLAY

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Thank God her Parent was there to shield her from this blasphemy.

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If he’s running this electronics store, who’s running Hell?

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If you’ve ever watched Sponge Bob Square Pants or Yo Gabba Gabba, then you know that children’s television is a weird, f-ed up place. If you’re not a kid, or you’re not high on the Big H, then most of the shit doesn’t even make sense.

That said, I think this show took it too far. Lil’ John is the last person that should ever be writing songs for children’s shows.

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As I’m sure you noticed, it’s been a rough past week. PMPcomedy was down and out, and I couldn’t even log in to tell you about it. Yahoo’s servers and database was totally out.

I got separation anxiety. I couldn’t sleep. I farted, but the smell didn’t even mean anything. It wasn’t funny anymore. Not without PMP.

I’m sure you handled it in your own way. Maybe a few curses or a quick crasterbation session (crying while you masturbated). I get it. I did too.

And let’s not get into the details, because I’ll get all flustered. But know that it was 100% Yahoo’s fault and that they are a bunch of donkey boners. Also know that I will be working to move my site to a better, more reliable hosting service, so that this never happens again.

But all you REALLY need to know is, PMP is back. I missed you all. And I want to be on you.

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If you’re like me, you don’t really love cats. That’s a nice way of saying I hate them. Which is why this video is so fantastic.

Make sure you stick around for the “nitrous slow-mo”…watch the cat’s head.

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Justin Timberlake, Paul Rudd, and Andy Samberg stopped by the set of Beyonce’s new music video shoot…to be background dancers. Nothing quite as funny as dudes in tights.

This sketch is really freakin’ funny. Unfortunately, I can’t find the full version, and this YouTube rip will probably be removed in a day. Enjoy it while it’s hot, ladies!

Dug up by ‘TayterAid

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Some things you have to see to believe. Like our Vice-Presidential nominee doing an interview while turkeys are being slaughtered in the background. It’s like something out of a Naked Gun movie.

Apparently….in the “Pro-America” parts of America, you get a free cup of coffee for every 5 turkeys you kill. Nice work, Sarah!

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Hey, so Yahoo is super gay, and I’ve been experiencing some problems with their hosting. They suck. So if you see a problem with the site, it’s not you, it’s me. Well, it’s acutally Yahoo an their crack team of uselessness.

I’m looking into moving my site to a better hosting service, so that in the new year, this won’t happen. thanks for being patient. And more importantly, thanks for being you.

-PMPcomedy

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What an interesting year this has been. In the last four months, our economy has gone from “Meh” to “Oh Shit”, and it seems like everything is just slowly falling apart. Huge company after huge company is going under, all asking for “Bailouts” from the government.

I’d never even heard of a Bailout before a few months ago, and now everyone’s getting one. It’s like a freakin iPod. The latest trend. I want some money too. Santa, are you listening? I want a bailout for Christmas.

But seriously, Obama, hand it over. Give me that scrilla. Which leads me to the next logical thought…isn’t our COUNTRY broke? I thought we were trillions of dollars in debt. Where the hell are we getting all this bailout money from? $700 billion to Wall Street, $150 billion to the Auto Industry, $25 dollars to me…

I mean, US money is like Willy Wonka’s Oompa Loompas. Sure they’re cute and sing songs, but where the hell is he getting them from? He must just make them in his Wonkavator. I wish everything was this easy. Can I get a bailout on vagina? Seriously, ladies. Hand it over.

But there IS one thing that makes me feel good. And that’s the fact that our news media, which — by it’s very nature — is supposed to be fair and unbiased, is now full of a bunch of smart-mouthed, opinionated assholes. It’s hilarious.

Take a look at this clip about Elliot Spitzer’s hooker — remember that chick? I think her name was Kristen Swallows or something (didn’t they make a movie?), but here, the CNN talks about — and I’m not making this up — HOOKERGATE…

That’s awesome. They just shit all over her, and her music, and even her parents! Way to go CNN! Let’s get these guys on Def Comedy Jam. News that dips well into pop culture. Now that’s news for our generation!

But in all this chaotic craziness, I am staying pretty calm. For once, I’m thankful that I’ve got no money to loose and no real investments to depreciate. I’m calm like a Mom. I’m Living Like Thanksgiving. Who needs money?!

But seriously, I still want my bailout.

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Here, President Bush tries out one of those so called “fisty-pound bumps” that all them youngsters are gabbing about.

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