Michael Moore has just signed on to do a new documentary about obesity in America. When asked about why he chose the subject, he said:

“I looked in the mirror and I was like. Wow. I’m kindof a huge fat ass. I tried growing a beard to cover it up, but powdered sugar kept falling into it.”

Tentatively, the movie is called “Bowling For Cheeseburgers”, although an assistant to Mr. Moore said that was more of “wishful thinking” than anything else.