Every now and then, I just take a pause and say “Thank God for science.” If there weren’t all those Scientists making clones and boner pills, I don’t know where this world would be.
And here is yet another groundbreaking test — they see if stabbing a monkey would have an adverse reaction on it’s […]

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This is the latest in “My girlfriend has a cat. I hate cats” technology. The new, luxurious Cat Bed 350º! Just set it, and forget it!

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DOG vs. CRAB

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I’m not a cat person, but I AM a toilet person. So I call this video a wash.
This song comes from rapper Murphy Lee, a follow up to his super-innovative hit single “Wat Da Hook Gon Be”.

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You know what’s cool about David Blaine? If you said “nothing”, you’re correct.
For his latest “magic” spectacle, he hung upside down for a couple days. I think I’d be more impressed if he disappeared. Like, forever. Luckily for us, we have Comic the Insult Dog to put him in […]

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They say that music is the universal language. But this clip offers up a tasty counter-argument.
After watching this, I’m sure you’ll all agree…Pig humping speaks to everyone.

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Another reason why dogs are better than cats. They don’t rape children.

Video submitted by ‘Tay

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It’s a sad day for the world when animals are raping people. Especially dirty animals raping gay Iraqi people. And it’s an even sadder day when that Iraqi man doesn’t enjoy said bestiality.
But I do have to hand it to CNN for giving us such riveting, controversial stories. And yes CNN, marriage […]

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A friend of mine named Mr. Pheeny tipped me off to this absurd article about missing Chimp.
Apparently, a 42-year-old chimp named Moe has disappeared from his animal shelter in West Covina. His owners, St. James Davis and LaDonna Davis, have been frantically looking for him since he escaped two days ago. […]

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I got this off of the Yahoo.com homepage:

Look at that face. It looks like he got some botched Botox injections or something. I mean, he only has one emotion: screaming. Even behind the wheel, it looks like he’s screaming bloody murder.

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Here is an amazing animal with an flawless self-defense system. While many animals have venom, claws, or the ability to fly, these goats have something better. They fall down and sleep.

I have another name for them: Dinner.

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Question: Which of these is a pressing issue in American society?
A) The oil crisis
B) Falling dollar value
C) War in Iraq
D) Sea dragons
If you answered (D), you are an idiot. Or you write for the homepage of Yahoo.com

The father is the one carrying the eggs?!!! What a scoop!
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