This is literally the funniest thing I’ve seen in the past month (and it’s not a joke).

Some compassionate porn lovers have put together this not-for-profit organization whose goal is…producing audio descriptions of porn. For blind people. That’s right, they take sample movie clips from adult web sites and describe what’s happening.

>>> Porn For The Blind

The first one from “Cum Overload” is hilarious, but the true winner is the “2 Girls 1 Cup” transcription. You can’t make this shit up.

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It’s not about age. It’s not about race. It’s not about gender. It’s not about genre.

It’s about size! It’s about weight! And how big women really are great!!

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I’m not sure what movie this is from, but it has to be the best-worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Words can’t even describe it’s awesomeness.

I can only imagine the Director pumping up his actors, “I need more AUGHH!!! Give me MORE AUGGHH!”

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A friend of mine sent this to me because he thought for a minute it was another PMPcomedy Seagal sketch. But it’s not (ours are much better). It’s an actual clip where Seagal…well, honestly — I have no fucking idea what’s going on…

Video submitted by Danny [Tanner]

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Just when you think you’ve heard the stupidest person in the world, someone amazing like this comes along. A woman who is convinced the rainbow made by her sprinkler is some kind of conspiracy.

I’m wondering how this woman even figured out how to turn on that camcorder.

Video submitted by Scrimax Inc.

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I think a simple “I don’t know” would have been sufficient.

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Try and count how many luxurious amenities this dude drops in this voicemail. How dreamy!!

Sorry it wasn’t my Ferrari. I keep waiting to hear one of my rambling, awful voicemails on one of these sites.

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I don’t even need to describe this. It’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

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After watching Josh Groban ruin 40 classic TV shows in under 5 minutes, I cried a tear of sorrow…and gave up entirely on watching the Emmy’s this year.

But as they say in Amish, the cream rises to the top. And out of 4 hours of nonsense came this pretty hilarious clip of Ricky Gervais.

Alright, I swear that’s the last Emmy post.

Video submitted by ‘Tay

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I was sent this article yesterday, and it had me cracking up.

Once a beacon of strength and courage as an action superstar, Steven Seagal has reached a new low…He’s the new spokesman for the Geek Squad (i shit you not). Apparently, he’s turned in his boxing gloves for a pocket protector, some vaseline, and a box of Kleenex.

And to show the world just how committed he is to being a pussy, during this interview he refuses to cooperate. Because the lights are too bright.

If he keeps pulling shit like this, his Talent Agency will really start to suffer.

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It’s always weird when someone outstays their welcome. And it’s even weirder when that someone is a die-hard fan of a local weatherman.

But when it’s caught on camera, it’s delightful.

Nice pin.

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