Sex tapes. They’re all the rage these days.
Paris Hilton’s blown-out nightvision porno put her on the map of stardom. Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee’s harpooning expedition on their yacht made millions understand why the internet was important (for porn). And I’m not even sure who the Kardashians are, but I […]

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Bring on the prescriptions.
I was watching TV this week, and the most recent Viagra commercial came on. Have you seen this ad?! It’s a group of about 12 musicians in a recording studio, jamming out to what you think is a hip, twangy version of “Viva Las Vegas”. There’s also a […]

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The biggest news of this past week was the scandal that placed [former] New York Governor Elliot Spitzer smack dab in the center of a prostitution ring. He was the Richard Gere to the nation’s Julia Roberts, only this movie wouldn’t be called “Pretty Woman”…it would be called “She Spitzer, Not Swallows”. Or […]

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I was in the supermarket the other day, and I saw the most interesting thing. I was walking behind this sweet old lady, pushing my cart. The two of us, just strolling down the fruit & nut aisle. She was in the lead, slowly moving forward, leaning heavily on her shopping cart. […]

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If you’ve never been down to New Orleans (or “N’Arlins” as it pronounced), especially down to the French Quarter which holds Burboun Street, then you truly haven’t lived. And by “haven’t lived”, I mean—you haven’t seen the streets overflow with a beautiful mix of booze, pee, trash, and throw up–only to be trounced upon by […]

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