Do you ever walk down the street and see a lightpost and say “Man, I wish there was boobs on that” or be at work and be like, “hey, why isn’t there boobs on this pencil?!”. Me too.

I’m always wishing for more boobs on things that don’t normally have boobs. But luckily for me, Cracked.com compiled a great selection of boobified pics.

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This is literally the funniest thing I’ve seen in the past month (and it’s not a joke).

Some compassionate porn lovers have put together this not-for-profit organization whose goal is…producing audio descriptions of porn. For blind people. That’s right, they take sample movie clips from adult web sites and describe what’s happening.

>>> Porn For The Blind

The first one from “Cum Overload” is hilarious, but the true winner is the “2 Girls 1 Cup” transcription. You can’t make this shit up.

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Believe me, being a gynecologist is one of those professions that sounds like a GREAT idea as a young man. Many a man has gone to their Guidance Counselor and said “This is for me”. After all…what’s better than being PAID to get into some pussy?

But after getting in there, day after day. Man, I dunno…I think I’d rather have my vagina only for happy me-time. But luckily for us, there’s the Ghetto Gyno (feat. Ron Livingston and Mike Epps).

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I’m not sure if you watched the Victoria’s Secret Model Showcase last night, but it was bonerific. Can’t…move…off…couch. Girls…so…hot.

With the popularity of the “pearl necklace”, Victoria Secret decided to up the anty with a diamond bra. Skeet skeet!!

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…then I don’t want to be right.

I think this kid should run for President of Student Council. Or at least Regional Manager.

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What happens when a washed-up Scientologist from Battlestar Gallactica meets an uber-rich teenage pop star? They duet, of course. Now this in no way is “funny”, but it did make me realize two things:

1) I’m starting to see why people like Miley Cyrus so much. I mean, she’s pretty hot. And she’s really rich.
2) John Travolta looks even douchier with a goatee.

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If you’re like me, you’ve thought about using your hot bod to become a stripper. Everyone knows that’s where the hardcore scrilla is. (I’ve managed to stifle the urge, and have found that I get equal satisfaction grating cheese on my abs).

But in case you’re still on the fence, this video should give two reasons why it’s not cool to be a stripper.

Reason #1: You’re a stripper.
Reason #2: This guy.

(This vid is not safe for work)

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Why didn’t I think of this?!!

Those kids are really giving new meaning to the term Weeblo.

Video submitted by NoFace

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I passed buy a Vingtage Clothing store the other day and saw some busted up, 30 year old Jeffersons t-shirt for like $50. It’s absurd how “cool” old stuff is.

Which is precisely why I’m sitting on a collection of Ninja Turtle toys and Alf Pogs for the next 20 years. Ca-ching!! Either way, one things for sure: “Retro” is making a huge comeback.

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