Here, President Bush tries out one of those so called “fisty-pound bumps” that all them youngsters are gabbing about.

He looks so unnecessarily confused.

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Every now and then, I just take a pause and say “Thank God for science.” If there weren’t all those Scientists making clones and boner pills, I don’t know where this world would be.
And here is yet another groundbreaking test — they see if stabbing a monkey would have an adverse reaction on it’s […]

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I’m so happy that Flight of the Conchords is coming back for a second season on HBO. Bret and Jermaine by themselves are hilarious, and their music is even better. Not to mention Murray…
This is a little ditty from their first season, in which they proposition Bret’s girlfriend to find out what she’s […]

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Google is god among internet searching, but it’s also a huge pervert. There’s been many a time when I go to search for something, and wind up instead clicking on the rediculous things it auto-suggests. Here’s a funny collection of stupid Things Google Suggests (make sure to read all of them in the […]

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Every year, it seems like TV gets worse and worse. More reality, more crap, and less creativity. But unfortunately for me, I’m constantly lured in by seductive titles like “Dirty Sexy Money”, “Hole In The Wall”, or “Taxi Cab Confessions”.
And 99% of the time, it’s just more of the same TV crap. […]

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Here’s the latest Digital Short from SNL. It’s a funny, weird, and does a hilarious rip on Titanic, which I appreciate. (ie - That movie sucks balls)
Plus, it stars Paul Rudd, and when that dude puts on his pants, he makes gold records.

I love this song…

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…then I don’t want to be right.

I think this kid should run for President of Student Council. Or at least Regional Manager.

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This clip is an homage to the awful, unwatchable, and now-canceled drama “My Own Worst Enemy”, starring Christian Slater as not one, but two, douchebags. His show, and Brooke Shield’s shitfest “Lipstick Jungle” were the first shows to get the axe this TV season.
Here is a scene where “the plot thickens”. And by […]

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This has got to be the most risque beer commercial I’ve ever seen. Which — no surprise — is probably the reason I’ve never seen it before.
Somebody buy that advertising team a beer for me.

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It’s not about age. It’s not about race. It’s not about gender. It’s not about genre.
It’s about size! It’s about weight! And how big women really are great!!

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Michael Moore has just signed on to do a new documentary about obesity in America. When asked about why he chose the subject, he said:
“I looked in the mirror and I was like. Wow. I’m kindof a huge fat ass. I tried growing a beard to cover it up, but powdered […]

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This is an old-school PSA warning kids against the dangers of smoking pot (that’s jive for “marijuana). I’m not sure if the people that made this ever smoked weed, or if their shit was just much better back in the day, but none of what they describe ever happens.
Eating broken glass? The only […]

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