There’s something really special about the bond of marriage. I’m not sure what’s more attractive: the undying love, the warm embrace, or the rabid jealousy that leads women to mutilate genitals.
I think it’s the latter.
When questioned about the incident, she simply quoted her life philosophy:
“If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen. Because I’m going to burn your dick off.”
There’s more to this story too. A million dollars in property damage, a charred pepe, and lots of fun. Read the article here.
Well I’m fresh off an hardcore college-buddy-reunion week, so let’s just say I’m a bit exhausted. Beers, early wake-ups, and a bunch of giggle fights. Too much…
But it’s a new year. We got things to do, jokes to make, and diddys to daddle. So let’s shake off that first “case of the mondays” right now. Step 1: Cut a hole in the box…
I’d be lying if I said this didn’t happen to me like once a week. While frisking a spry, young African American man, this cop grabs his piece and mistakes it for a…piece.
Kathy Griffin mouths off on live TV, talks about dicks and mouths. And she wonders why it’s so hard to get work. This is why we can’t have nice things.
