I’m not a cat person, but I AM a toilet person. So I call this video a wash.
This song comes from rapper Murphy Lee, a follow up to his super-innovative hit single “Wat Da Hook Gon Be”.

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If you’re like me, you’ve thought about using your hot bod to become a stripper. Everyone knows that’s where the hardcore scrilla is. (I’ve managed to stifle the urge, and have found that I get equal satisfaction grating cheese on my abs).
But in case you’re still on the fence, this video should give […]

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Another reason not to drink beer before you race…

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I never thought I’d say this, but here’s one reason why you shouldn’t light your farts on fire.
Hot pants!

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I read an article today that made me realize that the impending doom of this word may be closer than I thought. No, it’s not the 2012 Nostradomous crap. Or the cost of gasoline. And you’re wrong, it’s not the Middle East crisis either. It’s much more horrifying than all of […]

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As if their front page stories weren’t enough…

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If you’ve seen 2Girls1Cup, then you know all about it’s hilarity/hideousness. And even if you’re too scared to watch the poo-heavy video, you’ve certainly seen the many “reaction” videos, which tend to be better than watching the real thing.
And Stewie Griffin’s reaction is just as awesome.

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I got this off of the Yahoo.com homepage:

Look at that face. It looks like he got some botched Botox injections or something. I mean, he only has one emotion: screaming. Even behind the wheel, it looks like he’s screaming bloody murder.

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I was recently introduced to the book “What’s Your Poo Telling You?”, which is an amazing piece that chronicals the different types of poop, descriptions of what causes it, and what that shit can tell you about your body. It’s awesome. It’s done very well — an interesting combination of humor, funny pictures, […]

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Ho Ho ho! Greetings and a late Happy Holidays to all. I hope Time Whore came and slept with all your parents…maybe even left a gift for you!
Happy Holidays. That generic term should be PC enough for everyone, right? God forbid, I actually wish someone a Merry Christmas and they’re Jewish, or […]

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