Yes, the fattening of America has just reached a new level. No, I’m not talking about obesity rates or the prevelance of Tyra Banks. I’m talking about the new “Whopper Body Spray“.

That’s right! With this new pungent perfume, you can smell like you just worked a double shift on the fryers — even on your day off!!

Gross.

Actually, the best part of this is the Product Reviews…

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Mike Tyson presented at the Game of the Year videogame awards Sunday night — and at the same time, presented the world with his new fat ass.

The biggest loser of the evening: his belt.

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I don’t know about you, but I f**kin’ love bacon. When I get married, I want it to be on top of a field of bacon bits, and I want my bride to be wearing a bacon broach.

I love it. And this Cheesey Bacon Log recipe…let’s just say I need a new pair of underwear. (Which is convenient, as my old ones don’t fit my waist anymore.) I mean, the first step is “weave the bacon”. Who even thought you could weave bacon?!

It gets so much better. Wait till they introduce the cheese element…. Read the full article.

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It’s not about age. It’s not about race. It’s not about gender. It’s not about genre.

It’s about size! It’s about weight! And how big women really are great!!

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Michael Moore has just signed on to do a new documentary about obesity in America. When asked about why he chose the subject, he said:

“I looked in the mirror and I was like. Wow. I’m kindof a huge fat ass. I tried growing a beard to cover it up, but powdered sugar kept falling into it.”

Tentatively, the movie is called “Bowling For Cheeseburgers”, although an assistant to Mr. Moore said that was more of “wishful thinking” than anything else.

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This is what I like to call “A Snapshot of America”. It features fat people making poor choices, sweating, and choosing greed over common sense.

Watch as Joe the Doughnut goes from $603,000 to $1 in about twenty seconds. Hey douche, way to go.

You don’t get that fat being a winner.

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I don’t know how it’s possible, but I am continually shocked by how stupid some Americans are. It’s like just when I thought I’ve seen the biggest moron in the universe, someone like this comes along.

And I have to say, I’m disappointed. I always thought better of Grimace.

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In the scheme of internet videos, “fat kid getting owned” is pretty standard issue. But, honestly, it never gets old. Or less funny.

Here, you can see a kid imitating the Crocodile Hunter in the middle of a river. How quickly the hunter becomes the hunted…

I love how his voice cracks.

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