While Wall Street melts down and everyone in our country shouts “Holy Guacamole!“, there is one thing on my old noodle this week. And it doesn’t have to do with money, or guacamole.
I wrote a while ago about the game of Deep Cuts that I play with old friends — you know, […]

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As TV “returns” for it’s new season of programming, we’re treated with the absolute privilege of being exposed to a new slew of eye garbage. And this year, it looks like the Networks are really trying to out-awful eachother.
I’m not sure if you’ve caught the previews for “My Own Worst Enemy“, where Christian Slater […]

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It’s not easy being the USA right now. We got Wall Street crashing, a Middle East crisis, political parties bashing each other, and natural disasters wrecking shit. But thank god for the always-irreverent Yahoo! News to guide us through these hard times.

Ohh, she’s very happy! As long as Jennifer Hudson and “Punk” […]

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Am I the only one that’s noticed that Sarah Palin looks exactly like Tina Fey? I mean, like “Sister, Sister” similar.
Maybe they’re twins or they we’re separated at birth (like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito). Or more likely, during McCain’s appearance on SNL this past May, he stole a shirt from Tina Fey’s […]

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It seemed like only yesterday I was ushering the smooth summer breeze, breathing in deep the freedom of the 4th of July and enjoying the long days of summer. And I blinked my eyes, and now it’s over. What the hell, man?! What did you do?
It went by too quick. Luckily […]

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Per the suggestion of “Mike” (a dude I met yesterday with a CamelBak hooked up to a box-o-wine), I stopped by “Hippie Hill” on my way to the festival. And as he promised, the ganja was as plentiful as the drum circles and unwashed body parts. After haggling with a Jamaican woman named “Momma”, I […]

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It starts with an “Excuse me, sir. Would you mind moving your seat?” But I’m not at the concert, I’m on my American Airlines flight en route to San Francisco for this weekend’s Outside Lands Festival. “Sure”, I said. No problem. It’s f*cking 9 in the morning and all I want to do is sleep.
As […]

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The internet has unleashed a side of mankind that I find totally and utterly fascinating. It’s the primal, beastial side of man — the kind that loves seeing people get hit in the nuts, watching people faceplant into concrete, and of course, touching their no-no parts to porn.
If you’d like to know what I’m […]

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I read an article today that made me realize that the impending doom of this word may be closer than I thought. No, it’s not the 2012 Nostradomous crap. Or the cost of gasoline. And you’re wrong, it’s not the Middle East crisis either. It’s much more horrifying than all of […]

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For those of you that don’t live in Los Angeles, you should know that the nightlife here shuts down at 1:30 AM sharp. Picture New York City. Then subtract good food, places open past midnight, public tranportation, and people staying out drinking and partying all night. Don’t get me wrong, I love […]

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As this beautiful summer reaches a midpoint, there are a few random thoughts on my mind.
1) I’m not in college anymore. As I awoke on Saturday morning with a kick-ass hangover which would stay with me for a solid 6 hours, I realized I’m not in Kansas anymore. Yes, apparently 3 Bud […]

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“Look at me, I’m writing!”
With the exception of Reality Show Contestants, there is no dreamer as desperate for attention as the Starbucks Writer. They’ll weave a public web of notes, script pages, and laptop accessories in an attempt to catch any wandering eye, and in turn, become a Hollywood star.
The Starbucks Writer […]

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