Another historical footnote on Obama’s already historical journey…

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I hear this guy is the “Ghostbusters” of plastic surgery. Although, I have to ask Mr. Aycock, was the “G” middle initial really neccessary on your sign?
Who ya gonna call? G. Aycock!

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When the people of Lesbos formed their peaceful island community thousands of years ago, they never could have imagined that their proud “Lesbian” heritage would be infiltrated by the evil homosexual community.
Yes, that’s right. The people of the Greek island of Lesbos (known as “Lesbians”) have had it with gay woman (known […]

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A wise man once said, “Kids say the darndest things”. I think his name was Bill Crosby, or Jello Pudding or something. But someone said it, and they were certainly onto something. But while kids can do some “darned things”, I think it’s more important to point out that people—yes, full grown […]

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Listen, Mr. FancyPants expensive restaurant. I’m on to you and your bullshit prices for fountain soda. “Violated”, “UnAmerican” and “Horse Shit” are a few words I’d use to describe a recent trip to a high-end restaurant on the Sunset Strip. Fuck em—it was Le Petit Four. A place probably well above […]

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Now, many of you may have heard “you can’t get a good slice of pizza in L.A.” I’m here to tell you that this is, without a doubt, absolutely true. For those of you that have never been to Los Angeles or have never tried a slice out here (smart move), you […]

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