Michael Moore has just signed on to do a new documentary about obesity in America. When asked about why he chose the subject, he said:
“I looked in the mirror and I was like. Wow. I’m kindof a huge fat ass. I tried growing a beard to cover it up, but powdered […]

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A new season of Entourage starts this Sunday, and in preparation or it, here’s a tantalizing Ferrari chase on the streets of LA.
Hopefully this next season will be better than the last season, which was dismal at best. From the looks of this scene, it will be…

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Yes, in a sexual way.
Our new sketch Steven Seagal: Power Agent unveiled today to great reviews. In it, Seagal becomes a Hollywood Agent that kicks ass and drops names. Oh yeah, and he won’t take “no” for an answer…
Watch it below, or in HD on the PMP!

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This video’s not funny as much as it is a reminder that Paris Hilton is awful. Apparently John McCain used a picture of her in his advertisment, and she got upset that it wasn’t a picture of her with a shlong in her mouth.
This is her rebuttal. I can’t help but watch this […]

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“Look at me, I’m writing!”
With the exception of Reality Show Contestants, there is no dreamer as desperate for attention as the Starbucks Writer. They’ll weave a public web of notes, script pages, and laptop accessories in an attempt to catch any wandering eye, and in turn, become a Hollywood star.
The Starbucks Writer […]

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Sex in Hollywood Movies always looks so hot and dreamy. You know, two perfect looking people having perfect-looking sex. No premature spurts, no fugly women, no queefs. It’s just not right.
But thanks to our friends over at CollegeHumor, we finally got something realistic to watch.

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Something magical happens when George Lucas gets involved in a modern-day film. He’s got what I’d like to call the “JarJar Touch”, in that everything he touches turns into a commercialized, CGI-infested crapfest.
This is a hilarious documentary chronicling about what might happen if George Lucas were to remake “Lord of the Rings”.

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A great comedian, and from what I’ve heard a good man, passed away last night. Or as he would like us to say, he “expired”.
In honor of a standup comic that I’ve laughed my ass off at since I was a kid, here’s a hilarious clip “Religion is Bullshit”

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I managed to get my hands on a couple pages from the upcoming flick “The Incredible Hulk”. In case you forgot, Ang Lee’s horrific rendition of “The Hulk” was made in 2003. You missed nothing.
So why the hell would they make another “envisioning” of this movie while people still have a sour taste […]

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If you’ve been around a girl in the past five days, you’ve heard bubbly reviews about how the Sex and the City Movie was “OMG! Sooooooo good”.
But girls are like moths…easily entertained and attracted to shiny lights. I had to get a neutral opinion. Was it actually good? After watching […]

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There’s a million people out there that want to be movie stars. People like you and me that just want to get that big break. Make that one commercial or nail that one audition that thrusts them into the spotlight.
And I’m here to tell you that I’ve discovered the secret.
Breakdancing.
Don’t believe […]

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I think it’s hard for people outside of the Entertainment business to understand exactly what it’s like to try and be an actor in this town. So many people move out here with the dream of hitting it big, getting that big break — becoming a movie star.
Then they come out to […]

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