This falls under the “keeping it so real it hurts” category. During a dance competition at a Hawks game, this kid pushes the mascot away and starts breakdancin.

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The couple’s other two children are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.

If you ever thought you had bad parents, this article should make you tear up and write a letter telling them how much you love them. Because these parents are really trying to fuck their kids up.

How? Well, they’re from New jersey for starts. And they’re not giving their kid cake on his birthday. Oh yeah, and they named him Adolf Hitler Campbell.

Heath and Deborah Campbell said their local ShopRite supermarket in Greenwich Township, N.J., refused to personalize a cake for their son, Adolf Hitler Campbell.

Refused to give him a cake?! How about we refuse to give those Parents genitals, so that they can’t reproduce little Nazis. This is seriously one of the most absurd things I’ve ever read. It’ll take you two minutes, check it out.

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If you’ve ever watched Sponge Bob Square Pants or Yo Gabba Gabba, then you know that children’s television is a weird, f-ed up place. If you’re not a kid, or you’re not high on the Big H, then most of the shit doesn’t even make sense.

That said, I think this show took it too far. Lil’ John is the last person that should ever be writing songs for children’s shows.

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If you thought YOU had bad parents….

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It seems the bad economy isn’t just affecting banks and Wall Street. It seems the problem goes much deeper, all the way down to the nickel bag drug dealers and Mom and Pop grocery stores.

Hell, Mom and Pop had to do a bit of cutting back as well.

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It’s a sad day when a grown man has no one to play with. And it’s an even sadder day when that man turns to his baby and a Russian version of “Kung Fu Fighting”.

Needless to say, this 9 month old baby didn’t know what he had coming…

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I think a simple “I don’t know” would have been sufficient.

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Why didn’t I think of this?!!

Those kids are really giving new meaning to the term Weeblo.

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In case of nuclear war, Bill O’Reilly has cloned himself, and for ease of travel, made the clone smaller (checking bags these days is just too much of a hassle). O’Reilly has already been drilling his little clone on the ways of hardball reporting.

Luckily for us, a tape of his MiniBill has leaked…

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What a little munchkin.

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You’ve heard the expression “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”. Well, after watching this skateboarder, I’m thinking there should be a new saying: “If it’s broke, just leave it”.

I know he’s super emosh about the board breaking, but this Dude’s got one more surprise coming.

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After reading this news story, I wondered why my high school was so booooorring.

Apparently having 17 girls in your high school get pregnant is not enough of a shocker to the social system. Yes, Glouchester High School in Massachusetts in pumping out babies like a ice cream factory. But what’s more surprising? They admitted to making a “pact to get pregnant”.

Time Magazine first reported that nearly half of the girls confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. None of them is older than 16.

Farmer said these are generally “girls who lack self-esteem and have a lack of love in their life.”

But the surprises don’t stop there. One of the girls had an old trick up her snatch…

Sullivan told the magazine that the pact wasn’t the only shocking incident.

“We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,” he told Time.

A homeless guy?!

I think there should have been a “no homeless guy” clause in that pregnancy pact. That’s just cheating.

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The first “Blueberry Pie” shot ever administered.

Said the little boy, “It was bitter at first, but overall, delicious.”

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