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Apple Releases A New Laptop Without a Keyboard

January 5th, 2009 · No Comments

Man, these guys are really ahead of the curve.

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Tags: daily funnies · news · sketch · technology

Honestly, Who Throws a Shoe?

December 14th, 2008 · No Comments

President Bush, of course, immediately bombed the shoe.

During his final press conference in Baghdad, President Bush came under attack by a reporter who… threw his shoe.

Apparently, the Shoe Throw is one step above the Feces Hurl on the “Shame The Infidels Scale”. Watch this report — I don’t know what’s more awesome…the sweaty shoe “attack”, or the smarmy British narrator.

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Tags: awesomeness · daily funnies · news · old school

Dance Party Friday

December 5th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Well, there’s nothing on the internet. And there’s nothing to do at work.

So what the hell…DANCE PARTY FRIDAY!

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Tags: awesomeness · daily funnies · news · what the f***?!

Now that’s Producing!

December 4th, 2008 · No Comments

There’s nothing more visceral and exciting than Live News. Especially when you have a livid Producer screaming obscenities off screen.

This is like the “Swordfish” version of cable news. Read the teleprompter and stay calm while you experience technical difficulties, an inept field reporter, and a boss with a gun to your head. All that’s missing is the blowjob.


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Tags: daily funnies · news · oops

Professionalism? Check.

December 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

One things for sure, Romanian people don’t f***k around. Even when their hosting a news program, they keep it so real it hurts.

This fat dude and a Scott Baio look-a-like go at it like whoa…


Hey, America. We’re supposed to be the cutting edge. We invented Jerry Springer, for cryin out loud! Let’s see some Romanian tactics employed on Fox News, please. Maybe throw a hungry bear into the mix.

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Tags: daily funnies · news · oops · tv

Lil’ O’Reilly

October 2nd, 2008 · 1 Comment

In case of nuclear war, Bill O’Reilly has cloned himself, and for ease of travel, made the clone smaller (checking bags these days is just too much of a hassle). O’Reilly has already been drilling his little clone on the ways of hardball reporting.

Luckily for us, a tape of his MiniBill has leaked…


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What a little munchkin.

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Tags: awesomeness · daily funnies · holy shit · kids · news · politics

Two Pigs In A Blanket

September 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

They say that music is the universal language. But this clip offers up a tasty counter-argument.

After watching this, I’m sure you’ll all agree…Pig humping speaks to everyone.


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Tags: animals · news · sex

You CAN Say That On Television

September 16th, 2008 · No Comments

It’s not funny to laugh at people with Tourettes. But what’s the verdict on people with Tourettes…as a TV weatherman?

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Tags: awesomeness · daily funnies · news

Geraldo Takes a Dip

September 15th, 2008 · No Comments

Well, now you can’t say Hurricane Ike was a total waste…

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Tags: daily funnies · news · ouch

Cop Eats Pot Brownies and Freaks Out

September 8th, 2008 · 1 Comment

A cop takes confiscated weed and makes pot brownies with it. And the doofuss freaks out and calls who else…The Police!

“I think we’re dead. Time is going by really, really, really, really slow…”

Oh, sweet hypocrisy.

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Tags: daily funnies · news · ouch · people are idiots

One For The Books

September 1st, 2008 · 1 Comment

Another historical footnote on Obama’s already historical journey…


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Tags: daily funnies · gayness · news

I love me some Obama

August 29th, 2008 · No Comments

After seeing Obama’s speech last night, I gotta say, I was blown away. That’s the first time I think I’ve ever watched a speech longer than 10 minutes without getting bored. Or seen a politician that speaks such truth.

I loved it. But I think Pat Buchanan loved it a little more.

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Tags: daily funnies · news · politics