Man, today was a dong-filled day in the news. First that chick burns off her husband’s pecker, and now this?

Apparently, this dude fell through part of the lift at this ritzy ski resort in Vail…and got stuck dangling naked from the lift. How he got ass naked? My guess is a quick up-the-slope beat-off session went bad. Or maybe he was just trying to find a place for his extra hand warmer.

But seriously dude, your glutes could use some work. More pics and story…

Link submitted by ‘Taytay

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I’d be lying if I said this didn’t happen to me like once a week. While frisking a spry, young African American man, this cop grabs his piece and mistakes it for a…piece.

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This is a map for the Cruise Ship from Hell. I hope the ticket comes with a life vest.

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There’s nothing more visceral and exciting than Live News. Especially when you have a livid Producer screaming obscenities off screen.

This is like the “Swordfish” version of cable news. Read the teleprompter and stay calm while you experience technical difficulties, an inept field reporter, and a boss with a gun to your head. All that’s missing is the blowjob.

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One things for sure, Romanian people don’t f***k around. Even when their hosting a news program, they keep it so real it hurts.

This fat dude and a Scott Baio look-a-like go at it like whoa…

Hey, America. We’re supposed to be the cutting edge. We invented Jerry Springer, for cryin out loud! Let’s see some Romanian tactics employed on Fox News, please. Maybe throw a hungry bear into the mix.

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This is the latest in “My girlfriend has a cat. I hate cats” technology. The new, luxurious Cat Bed 350º! Just set it, and forget it!

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