There’s something really special about the bond of marriage. I’m not sure what’s more attractive: the undying love, the warm embrace, or the rabid jealousy that leads women to mutilate genitals.
I think it’s the latter.
When questioned about the incident, she simply quoted her life philosophy:
“If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen. And by kitchen, I mean I’m going to burn your dick off.”
There’s more to this story too. A million dollars in property damage, a charred pepe, and lots of fun. Read the article here.
It’s probably the most awful thing anyone could do to someone they “love”. But let’s just say this chick gets what’s coming to her. And then some. Make sure you stay around to hear the end of this phone call.
This is like something out of a Mel Brooks movie. An argument between two sects of Christian Monks erupted into — big surprise — violence. Watch for sucker punches, flying Monks in red, and other holy shit….
Glad I didn’t get invited to this Halloween party. Here’s an excerpt from the news report:
JERUSALEM - Israeli police rushed into one of Christianity’s holiest churches Sunday and arrested two clergymen after an argument between monks erupted into a brawl next to the site of Jesus’ tomb.
If you’re like me, you’ve thought about using your hot bod to become a stripper. Everyone knows that’s where the hardcore scrilla is. (I’ve managed to stifle the urge, and have found that I get equal satisfaction grating cheese on my abs).
But in case you’re still on the fence, this video should give two reasons why it’s not cool to be a stripper.
Reason #1: You’re a stripper.
Reason #2: This guy.
