As TV “returns” for it’s new season of programming, we’re treated with the absolute privilege of being exposed to a new slew of eye garbage. And this year, it looks like the Networks are really trying to out-awful eachother.
I’m not sure if you’ve caught the previews for “My Own Worst Enemy“, where Christian Slater […]

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After drinking an exotic cocktail at a popular party resort in Crete, 19 year old Corinne Coyle’s face swelled to abnormally large proportions.
The cocktail, bought in a Greek bar for 10 euros (£7.80), and served in a bowl, is said to contain a mixture of Baileys, chilli powder, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, […]

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This guy’s Parents really didn’t think things through.

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There’s nothing better than the Patriotic feeling you get when you hear a powerful rendition of our national anthem — that swelling sense of pride that gives you goosebumps all over.
Yeah, don’t expect to get that feeling from this.

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I managed to get my hands on a couple pages from the upcoming flick “The Incredible Hulk”. In case you forgot, Ang Lee’s horrific rendition of “The Hulk” was made in 2003. You missed nothing.
So why the hell would they make another “envisioning” of this movie while people still have a sour taste […]

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If you’re like me, you’ve staked out the best, quietest, and cleanest place to take a dump in your office building. For me it’s on the 3rd floor of the building across the street (they never see it coming).
But imagine the nightmare if you were to get stuck in the elevator on the way […]

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I was recently introduced to the book “What’s Your Poo Telling You?”, which is an amazing piece that chronicals the different types of poop, descriptions of what causes it, and what that shit can tell you about your body. It’s awesome. It’s done very well — an interesting combination of humor, funny pictures, […]

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This entry comes from a buddy of mine in Maine, who wrote me this email early one morning. He’s a construction manager–a good job, but one that lacks many of the amenities we all take for granted.
Now…I live in California, so sometimes I forget how cold it gets in certain places. Let […]

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I broke my own cardinal rule recently, and was immediately punished for it. Always keep your car door locked. It was such an innocent mistake. I was just running into the grocery store to pick up a bottle of liquor as a gift before my friends birthday party—five minutes!!—maybe not even, […]

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