As the holidays roll around and I brace myself for an onslaught of sappy TV bullshit and 24-hour-marathons of “A Christmas Story”, I find solace in the fact that South Park exists. For me, the show has produced more happy holiday memories than Jolly Saint Nick himself, and today, I take the time to thank them — one clip at a time.

Merry Fucking Christmas.

10. Ned Sings “Little Town Of Bethlehem”

This gem was selected because of it’s rarity — actually used as an on-air promo for Season 1 of South Park back in 1997 — and just recently put back online by SouthParkStudios. It features Ned and Jimbo getting hick on “Little Town of Bethlehem”. Plus, how often do you get to see Ned singing his voicebox out?

9. Christmas In Canada

It’s just like you imagined it. Floppy heads, hockey players, and square wheels. That’s the spirit of Christmas, Canada-style. This is from the classic “It’s Christmas in Canada” episode, in which the Prime Minister of Canada turns out to be Saddam Hussein. Luckily, the Americans save Christmas, and Canadians can go back to sodomy.

8. Abortion Lessons

This clip gets props for fitting mountain lions, Christmas, and abortion all into one flawlessly hilarious Christmas special. Stick around for the song at the end. Amazing.

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When I was home for Thanksgiving, I saw a guy I hadn’t seen in about 6 years — a real greasy scumbag from high school. And he’s still a greasy scumbag. Only now he has a goatee.

And I’ve been laughing all week because he looked like “Jafar” from Aladdin. We started singing “You Ain’t Never had A Friend Like Me!” when he was around. So funny…

…And that’s my segway into this hilarious clip from South Park. It may be my favorite SP musical number of all time.

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If you saw last weeks episode of South Park, you know the episode ended in the middle of all Cloverfield-like chaos. ie - giant ginuea pigs attacking the city.

Well, I’m happy to say that Part 2 is coming this week. And it looks so…startling.

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The long-awaited, tittylating return of South Park begins tonight at 10PM on Comedy Central. I have to say, having the pleasure of having seen it, it is quite hilarious, and pushes the envelope as always.

Here’s the two preview clips posted up on South Park’s homepage:

If you miss it tonight, you can see the full episode on their website. It will be live on the site as soon as it airs on the West Coast.

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