PMP-style bloggin.

A “flog”–for all those not in the know–is a funny log of stories from my life. Observations, events, people that are worth making fun of, and deserve to be ripped on.

Ever have a Asian tourist poke your eye with their umbrella or catch a parking attendant beating off? I have. And I’m not proud of it. But it makes for a hell of a story.

Pick a quick story or two, and have a laugh. Simple as that. That’s what they’re here for. More stories every week (new stories listed at the top)…

#56 - Oktoberfest

#55 - Deep Cuts: The Next Generation

#54 - TV Sucks — I mean, TV’s Back!

#53 - Oh Boy, World Events!

#52 - Sarah Palin is Tina Fey?

#51 - Yagerbombs and Brace-dancing

#50 - Outside Lands Music Festival: Day 2

#49 - Outside Lands Music Festival: Day 1

#48 - Ohhh-lympics

#47 - Cake Farts

#46 - The End is Near

#45 - Santa Monica “Glow”

#44 - Summer Thoughts

#43 - The Starbucks Writer

#42 - The Fourth of America

#41 - Deep Cuts

#40 - The 24 Years of Jamesmas

#39 - The Sushi Snob

#38 - “The Incredible Hulk” Leaked Script Pages

#37 - Healthy Choices: The Cookie Diet

#36 - The Carlos Mencia

#35 - The Blowout

#34 - Old School Sex Tape

#33 - Lesbos

#32 - Does Anyone Yahoo?

#31 - My Little [Seeing Eye] Pony

#30 - People Are Idiots

#29 - Worst Album Covers Ever

#28 - Top 5 Bitch Beatdowns

#27 - Viva Viagra!

#26 - Top 5 Music Videos of All Time

#25 - Spitzer-Swallows

#24 - Baby Time!

#23 - What Does Your Poo Tell You?

#22 - Idiot Savant (Headshots)

#21 - This Little Areola Went to the Market…

#20 - The Best Worst Movie Ever

#19 - The Boys Are Back in Town (pt. 1)

#18 - The Boys Are Back in Town (pt. 2)

#17 - Mikey No Face

#16 - Cloverfield Premiere

#15 - Bad Signs

#14 - it’s so cold in maine right now

#13 - Only on Bourbon Street

#12 - Adam Weekend

#11 - All I Want for Christmas is some Doodycakes

#10 - A Thief with a Sense of Humor

#9 - Partying with Corey Matthews

#8 - The French Hate Soda

#7 - 5 Year High School Reunion

#6 - Burning Questions

#5 - Playing Hockey with the Russian Mob

#4 - Tuxedo Tshirt

#3 - The Parking Attendant

#2 - Point Doom

#1 - Bad Pizza

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