These guys don’t just report crime. They go out and stop it.

Alfonzo von Condommint and Brent Foohton. One’s a trigger-happy rookie and the other a hard-nosed veteran. Together, they take on the toughest of criminals.

The Reporter/Cops pick up where reporters stop and cops are too scared to go. When a crime breaks, they follow the perp from the news report to the hard streets. And they catch their man. Always.

Episode I: Eldophile

In this pilot episode, the Reporter/Cops take on a teenager that’s raping old people. Yes, the illusive Eldophile.

But when Brent goes undercover, things get sticky…

Episode II: Pot Bust

The Reporter/Cops take on a group of punk-ass, weed-slinging teen terrorists. The R/C take matters into their own hands, and execute a drug raid that leaves some radicals up in smoke…

Episode III: Mime Crime

A little girl goes missing and the only suspect is a malicious Mime. When the Reporter/Cops book this face-painted menace, he’ll face an interrogation that would make Chaplin cry…

Classified Footage: Eldophile Outtakes

This top secret footage has been declassified and released to the eager public. It features outtakes, bloopers, and other hard crimes caught on tape during the filming of “R/C: Eldophile“. And yes, it will self-destruct.