They say that music is the universal language. But this clip offers up a tasty counter-argument.
After watching this, I’m sure you’ll all agree…Pig humping speaks to everyone.

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Another reason why dogs are better than cats. They don’t rape children.

Video submitted by ‘Tay

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A friend of mine named Mr. Pheeny tipped me off to this absurd article about missing Chimp.
Apparently, a 42-year-old chimp named Moe has disappeared from his animal shelter in West Covina. His owners, St. James Davis and LaDonna Davis, have been frantically looking for him since he escaped two days ago. […]

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I got this off of the Yahoo.com homepage:

Look at that face. It looks like he got some botched Botox injections or something. I mean, he only has one emotion: screaming. Even behind the wheel, it looks like he’s screaming bloody murder.

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Here is an amazing animal with an flawless self-defense system. While many animals have venom, claws, or the ability to fly, these goats have something better. They fall down and sleep.

I have another name for them: Dinner.

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Question: Which of these is a pressing issue in American society?
A) The oil crisis
B) Falling dollar value
C) War in Iraq
D) Sea dragons
If you answered (D), you are an idiot. Or you write for the homepage of Yahoo.com

The father is the one carrying the eggs?!!! What a scoop!
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The Mexican Government sent a clear message to the animal populace of the world yesterday: If you fuck around in Mexico, we will end you. Or at least put you in jail. And to prove they were serious, they put their own national mascot behind bars.
Yes, the beloved Donkey. A shining beacon […]

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It’s not easy being a teenager. Your body is going through changes, you’re trying to fit in with your peers…you’re discovering how awesome drugs and alcohol can be. It’s tough.
But it’s even tougher when your pet is a Narc.

I had a dog like that once. Always in my business, ratting me out. […]

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People always argue about how to discipline dogs when they drop a nice steamy duece on your carpets. Some people say you should kill them with kindness, others prefer tough love. Personally, I like to solve this dilemma by taking a crap in their cage, this way they know what it feels like.
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Ever go into a restaurant and see someone with a Seeing Eye Dog and be like, “Damn, I wish that dog was a miniature horse?” Or see a scientist and be like, “Why isn’t he using those test tubes for horse shrinking?”
Me too. I say it almost every time. In fact, I […]

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There’s one thing worse than a sexual predator, and that’s a sexual predator that’s been sexual-predatorized by Big Foot. Yes, in a time when even rumors of Sasquatch’s existence seem suspect, one man claims to not only have seen him, but to have been aggressively violated by him.
You think this guy would have snapped […]

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