Everyone knows that Rachel Ray sucks, but this might be news to you…
She gives GREAT CJ’s (Corn Jobs).

Another thirty seconds and she would have had creamed corn. (zing!)

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It’s always weird when someone outstays their welcome. And it’s even weirder when that someone is a die-hard fan of a local weatherman.
But when it’s caught on camera, it’s delightful.

Nice pin.

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I’m not sure how many of you have been following the Olympics, but I will say this: If you haven’t been watching, you’re an an idiot…And a genius. Now I know what you’re thinking, “Hey, man. That doesn’t make sense. Stop it.” And you’re right. Because it doesn’t make […]

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I recommend you light a candle, relax, and play “I Saw the Sign” by Ace of Bass as a soundtrack to this clip.

Ouch.

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In Tokyo, they have a saying: “She with loud mouth, not good with balls”. This profound Japanese philosophy has kept their country peaceful for the past 500 years.
And try as she might, Mariah Carey proved the ancient prophecy still rings true. When throwing the first pitch at a Japanese baseball game, she shows […]

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A wise man once said, “Kids say the darndest things”. I think his name was Bill Crosby, or Jello Pudding or something. But someone said it, and they were certainly onto something. But while kids can do some “darned things”, I think it’s more important to point out that people—yes, full grown […]

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Every once in a while, a movie comes along that is so powerful—so touching—that it transcends time. Truly rises above the crop of shit, and establishes itself as iconic. We all know these movies: Scarface, The Godfather, The Goonies…

Which is why I was so shocked the other night when I sat down […]

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Can I tell you a secret? I bought a tuxedo tshirt and it changed my life. For the better. Sure, we’ve all seen those redneck, hillbilly-types sporting a dirty, scuffed-up tuxedo tshirts and rocking a mullet. Prior to my purchase, I would have scorned these squirrel-banging yokels, hated on them even—putting […]

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