I learned something this weekend: not all Germans are Jew Hunters. Some Germans just like to play brass instruments and get really, really, really drunk.*

I went up to Lake Arrowhead this weekend with a bunch of buddies. Lake Arrowhead, for the record, is a quaint little rural community nestled in the mountains about […]

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After drinking an exotic cocktail at a popular party resort in Crete, 19 year old Corinne Coyle’s face swelled to abnormally large proportions.
The cocktail, bought in a Greek bar for 10 euros (£7.80), and served in a bowl, is said to contain a mixture of Baileys, chilli powder, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, […]

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It seemed like only yesterday I was ushering the smooth summer breeze, breathing in deep the freedom of the 4th of July and enjoying the long days of summer. And I blinked my eyes, and now it’s over. What the hell, man?! What did you do?
It went by too quick. Luckily […]

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While taping promos for “Phone Jeopardy”, which I assume from the tape quality was circa 1940, Alex Trebek hits the sauce hard.
What is…drunk on tape?

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Yahoo recently joined forces with F.U.S.S.Y. (The Foundation for Useless Studies and Scientists, for Yahoo) to research the effects of alcohol. What they learned, might shock you*.
*Will not shock you.

If this is news, then I’m Nostradamus.
On the bright side…I guess I did learn something in college. Click here to read […]

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In a move that shocked alcoholics around the nation, Belgian beverage powerhouse InBev is about to buy Anheuser-Busch, and along with it, it’s iconic Budweiser brand.
Clearly, the sale of the most American beer on Earth to a bunch of chocolate-fuckers has angered a lot of Americans. Especially the Rednecks.
Said Phillip […]

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There’s a lot of things to be said for this picture. First of all, Jimbob on the right has got a set of hair on him that’ll make you swear mullets are cool. The old lady in the middle looks like she’s about to loot that mini-bar for all it’s worth. Hell, […]

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I love beer. But this guy loves it more.

According to USA Today, 67 year old Bill Bramanti is out of his fucking mind. This smirking Chicago native likes Pabst Blue Ribbon so much that he got his coffin bedazzled in PBR motif. Right down to the Ribbon, he paid to […]

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I was graced with the presence of some very old friends this weekend. As I mentioned in the last flog, the group consisted of the Duke, JerBear, and Mikey No Face. And when I say very old friends, I mean like Moses old. Like our whole freakin lives.
All of us […]

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Friday Night, Dukes Fight Night
So the Duke arrived midday. Again, I was at work. But these kids had already made plans for the day. Just to show you how No Face rolls, after a night of shirt grabs and giggles, he rolled into a business meeting in Glendale and nailed it. He […]

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So I was fortunate enough to be graced by a Homecoming visit, ol’ Crookfield style, with a trip from 3 best friends from growing up. These were JerBear, The Duke, and the notorious Mikey No Face.
Now, many of you may already be familiar with the Duke from the negative cloud of energy known as […]

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I usually try to keep my work and PMPcomedy separate, but this was an event worth scribbling about. Not just because it was loaded with celebrities, free booze, and all that red carpet doodycakes, but because it was freakin sweet (coming from a guy that doesn’t really get into the whole “Hollywood” scene)…
Now, people ask […]

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