Sounds like she had a nice, romantic evening.

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I was sent this article yesterday, and it had me cracking up.
Once a beacon of strength and courage as an action superstar, Steven Seagal has reached a new low…He’s the new spokesman for the Geek Squad (i shit you not). Apparently, he’s turned in his boxing gloves for a pocket protector, some […]

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There’s a point in every person’s life when things go wrong, and the only thing you can do is break down and cry.
And for this group of unwashed Hippies, that moment occurs when a tree gets cut down. The only thing we can hope for is that another tree gets cut down on top […]

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P. Diddy proves that even with millions of dollars, private jets, and investments across the board, he still can’t operate a camera. For the love of god man, buy a tripod.
Here’s my challenge to you: see if you can make it through Piddy’s entire video blog without throwing up.

Like John McCain is […]

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I had no idea that Iraq had the sense of humor, or the VHS technology, to have a user-submitted home video vault.
But they do. And apparently, “fat people not being able to do normal things” is the universal comedy language.

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It’s always weird when someone outstays their welcome. And it’s even weirder when that someone is a die-hard fan of a local weatherman.
But when it’s caught on camera, it’s delightful.

Nice pin.

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The internet has unleashed a side of mankind that I find totally and utterly fascinating. It’s the primal, beastial side of man — the kind that loves seeing people get hit in the nuts, watching people faceplant into concrete, and of course, touching their no-no parts to porn.
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This video is proof that the Jersey Shore should be fenced off and tuned into a prison. These people should not have the constitutional right to go anywhere, except the store to buy more hair gel.

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There’s nothing better than the Patriotic feeling you get when you hear a powerful rendition of our national anthem — that swelling sense of pride that gives you goosebumps all over.
Yeah, don’t expect to get that feeling from this.

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The Mexican Government sent a clear message to the animal populace of the world yesterday: If you fuck around in Mexico, we will end you. Or at least put you in jail. And to prove they were serious, they put their own national mascot behind bars.
Yes, the beloved Donkey. A shining beacon […]

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I was really worried about that lost parrot. Thank god it’s the front page story.
Hey, maybe that Parrot could write for Yahoo “News”. It can’t get any worse.

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There’s hard-for-the-streets MCs, and then there’s this guy. A German Rod Stewart wedding singer. But I’ll give him credit, he’s really tearing it up at that keyboard.
That is, until someone bumps into the mic stand…and shoves the entire microphone down his throat. I have never, in all my life, seen anything like […]

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