As TV “returns” for it’s new season of programming, we’re treated with the absolute privilege of being exposed to a new slew of eye garbage. And this year, it looks like the Networks are really trying to out-awful eachother.
I’m not sure if you’ve caught the previews for “My Own Worst Enemy“, where Christian Slater […]

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For those of you that don’t live in Los Angeles, you should know that the nightlife here shuts down at 1:30 AM sharp. Picture New York City. Then subtract good food, places open past midnight, public tranportation, and people staying out drinking and partying all night. Don’t get me wrong, I love […]

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Ever wonder what Times New Roman would look like if you met him in person? How about Courier New? I bet he’s a douche.
Here’s a hilarious imagining of it from CollegeHumor…

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As this beautiful summer reaches a midpoint, there are a few random thoughts on my mind.
1) I’m not in college anymore. As I awoke on Saturday morning with a kick-ass hangover which would stay with me for a solid 6 hours, I realized I’m not in Kansas anymore. Yes, apparently 3 Bud […]

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In a move that shocked alcoholics around the nation, Belgian beverage powerhouse InBev is about to buy Anheuser-Busch, and along with it, it’s iconic Budweiser brand.
Clearly, the sale of the most American beer on Earth to a bunch of chocolate-fuckers has angered a lot of Americans. Especially the Rednecks.
Said Phillip […]

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What better way is there to say “Screw you, World. This is our town” than with the simultaneous getting-drunk-and-shooting-off-fireworks by 300 million Americans. Well, A case of Pabst Blue Ribbon is pretty close, but I’d say “there’s no better way”.
Sure, gas prices are so high I pretty much can’t drive anymore. And […]

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Yes, it’s that time of the year where everyone buys you a shot at the bar, or if they’re too cheap, gives you a hearty pat on the back: the birthday. What a glorious day! And on the eve of my 24th, I have to look back and smile at the great experiences […]

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There are a few deep, philosophic questions that have been burning a hole in my mind. One’s that you wake up in the morning and say, “Why do I have wood?” These are basic life questions–applicable to all, pondered by the masses. Maybe you’ve had them, maybe your brain exploded because […]

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