Another reason not to drink beer before you race…

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I never thought I’d say this, but here’s one reason why you shouldn’t light your farts on fire.
Hot pants!

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I was recently introduced to the book “What’s Your Poo Telling You?”, which is an amazing piece that chronicals the different types of poop, descriptions of what causes it, and what that shit can tell you about your body. It’s awesome. It’s done very well — an interesting combination of humor, funny pictures, […]

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This entry comes from a buddy of mine in Maine, who wrote me this email early one morning. He’s a construction manager–a good job, but one that lacks many of the amenities we all take for granted.
Now…I live in California, so sometimes I forget how cold it gets in certain places. Let […]

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Ho Ho ho! Greetings and a late Happy Holidays to all. I hope Time Whore came and slept with all your parents…maybe even left a gift for you!
Happy Holidays. That generic term should be PC enough for everyone, right? God forbid, I actually wish someone a Merry Christmas and they’re Jewish, or […]

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Listen, Mr. FancyPants expensive restaurant. I’m on to you and your bullshit prices for fountain soda. “Violated”, “UnAmerican” and “Horse Shit” are a few words I’d use to describe a recent trip to a high-end restaurant on the Sunset Strip. Fuck em—it was Le Petit Four. A place probably well above […]

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