Here’s a tasty little ditty called “Wassup Holmes”. It’s a Sherlock Holmes rap. I know what you’re thinking, “Sherlock Holmes is British and can’t rap“. But when someone gets murdered in Olde English 800, who else would you call?
Fred Durst, eat your heart out.

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Ever wonder who writes those facts underneath the Snapple cap? I do. And I’ve also heard that not all of them are true. But then again, I don’t know if that’s true either. And now I’m confused.
One thing’s for sure, though — coming up with those facts isn’t as easy as […]

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The internet has unleashed a side of mankind that I find totally and utterly fascinating. It’s the primal, beastial side of man — the kind that loves seeing people get hit in the nuts, watching people faceplant into concrete, and of course, touching their no-no parts to porn.
If you’d like to know what I’m […]

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I read an article today that made me realize that the impending doom of this word may be closer than I thought. No, it’s not the 2012 Nostradomous crap. Or the cost of gasoline. And you’re wrong, it’s not the Middle East crisis either. It’s much more horrifying than all of […]

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My friend Beerman sent me this pic that we took on our Spring Break in Australia. And yes, SARS is as delicious as it sounds.

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There’s nothing like dropping $140 on dinner, only to be told “there’s a better place by my house”. Much like the raw fish they so fervently protect, the Sushi Snob is a smelly, arrogant vagina that may make you sick to your stomach.
They are an unwanted conosuerre of the dining world, a pompous and […]

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Need to loose weight fast, but not willing to do anything to accomplish it? Have you tried all the other diets and not had the willpower to stick with them? Do you like cookies?
If you’ve answered yes to any of these questions, there’s a man you should meet. His name […]

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Everyone knows the standard clichés for bad luck. Black cats crossing in front of you. Breaking the mirror. Walking under a ladder. Everyone knows them. Even if your not superstitious, you try and avoid these things. And come on…everyone knows at least one Mother who had her back broken […]

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Listen, Mr. FancyPants expensive restaurant. I’m on to you and your bullshit prices for fountain soda. “Violated”, “UnAmerican” and “Horse Shit” are a few words I’d use to describe a recent trip to a high-end restaurant on the Sunset Strip. Fuck em—it was Le Petit Four. A place probably well above […]

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Now, many of you may have heard “you can’t get a good slice of pizza in L.A.” I’m here to tell you that this is, without a doubt, absolutely true. For those of you that have never been to Los Angeles or have never tried a slice out here (smart move), you […]

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