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You Have the Right to Remain Silent

September 25th, 2008 · No Comments

…Anything you say or do can be used against you in a court of law.
And apparently, that includes farting. A man in West Virginia was arrested for drunk driving, and after failing a bunch of sobriety tests, decided to really make his arrest count.
When police were trying to get fingerprints, police […]

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Popcorn and Cellphones

September 20th, 2008 · 1 Comment

This is pretty amazing. What happens when you take a few cellphones and put popcorn kernels in the middle of them?

It makes me so happy to know that this is what my brain is experiencing. Go radiation!

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ATM Trouble

July 10th, 2008 · No Comments

There’s a right and a wrong way to get fast cash from an ATM. The right way is to put your card in, enter your pin, and get some moolah.
The wrong way is bringing a mobile home with you.

Hooolllyy shit. I’m pretty sure that’ll cost him an extra $2 service fee.

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I Want Her On My Beer Pong Team

July 8th, 2008 · No Comments

People like George Lucas have destroyed my ability to to trust what I see. I watch this amazing video, and I think, “this shit has to be CGI”. How could it not be??
But considering who’s making it, it doesn’t seem likely. Either way, the impossible happens. And the what these girls […]

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Chimp Escapes, Crazy People Try To Get It Back

July 1st, 2008 · No Comments

A friend of mine named Mr. Pheeny tipped me off to this absurd article about missing Chimp.
Apparently, a 42-year-old chimp named Moe has disappeared from his animal shelter in West Covina. His owners, St. James Davis and LaDonna Davis, have been frantically looking for him since he escaped two days ago. […]

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Tags: animals · daily funnies · holy shit · people are idiots

Australia’s Got Talent[ed Vag]

June 18th, 2008 · No Comments

This contestant from Australia’s Got Talent shows us what it’s like to live in a country free from censorship. Just think, if only we had this on American TV.
The video starts a bit slow, just give it a minute.

Actually, I’m pretty sure I saw Tila Tequila do that last week.

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Office Worker Loses His Mind

June 4th, 2008 · No Comments

Everyone has bad day’s at the office. But this guy has the worst day ever caught on film. Forget a severance package, this guy is going to jail.
Watch the guy in the center of the screen…

Ho-ly shit. He’s like a hurricane of unhappiness. Can someone get this guy […]

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Tags: daily funnies · holy shit · work

German Guy Swallows Mic

May 15th, 2008 · No Comments

There’s hard-for-the-streets MCs, and then there’s this guy. A German Rod Stewart wedding singer. But I’ll give him credit, he’s really tearing it up at that keyboard.
That is, until someone bumps into the mic stand…and shoves the entire microphone down his throat. I have never, in all my life, seen anything like […]

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