It’s sad that this is true, but it is. Fortunately, I’ve invested in beer all along. But somehow, I’m still broke.

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With the sole exception of PMPcomedites, people usually leave pointless, shitty comments on websites. Spelling errors, jibberish, and a lot of stating the obvious (“First!”).
But…it also gives smart-asses a chance to make funny comments. Here’s a pretty hilarious collection of replies:

Link submitted by ‘JeanTay

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You want to fight about it?

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This is a picture from the new rollercoaster at Busch Gardens. It’s called The Heimlich.

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Everyone dreams of being a pro athlete — playing in that big game. Just like Rudy. I want to be Rudy. Can I?!!
Unfortunately, the answer is “no”. The secret, according to this guy, is one thing: instinct.

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We’ve all seen those new-age motivational posters that are surfacing around the internet. Some are dumb, and some (like the one below) are hilarious.
But here is a link to the Complete Motivational Poster Catalogue. It’s worth a look.

Laughs submitted by Sispot

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Best South Park license plate ever.

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This guy’s Parents really didn’t think things through.

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And the Gold Medal for sucking face goes to…

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The Smithsonian just unveiled their new “Mesozoic Era” exhibit this morning, and I have to say, it surprised me.
I mean, I knew John McCain was burning the midnight oil, but I didn’t know he was this old.

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My friend Beerman sent me this pic that we took on our Spring Break in Australia. And yes, SARS is as delicious as it sounds.

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It’s a sad day for the world when animals are raping people. Especially dirty animals raping gay Iraqi people. And it’s an even sadder day when that Iraqi man doesn’t enjoy said bestiality.
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