With the sole exception of PMPcomedites, people usually leave pointless, shitty comments on websites. Spelling errors, jibberish, and a lot of stating the obvious (“First!”).
But…it also gives smart-asses a chance to make funny comments. Here’s a pretty hilarious collection of replies:

Link submitted by ‘JeanTay

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We’ve all seen those new-age motivational posters that are surfacing around the internet. Some are dumb, and some (like the one below) are hilarious.
But here is a link to the Complete Motivational Poster Catalogue. It’s worth a look.

Laughs submitted by Sispot

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This is Fraiser’s version of a freestyle rap.

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These Japanese theater dorks give new meaning to the term “go and play with your balls”. If only they’d spent that much time practicing for a real sport…

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I’ve been getting a ton of Facebook invites recently from people I havent seen in forever. Read Deep Cuts to know how I feel about it. Or, watch this. It just about sums it up.

British people have Facebook?! Wow, they got social networking sites before they got dentistry. Priorities, people.

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A time-cherished tradition is slowly being erroded and washed away right before my eyes. The tradition is called “Deep Cuts”, and within my friend group, it’s something we hold dear.
So what is a “deep cut”? Simple. Deep Cuts is the game of old friends. The point is to bring up […]

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You’ve heard the expression “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”. Well, after watching this skateboarder, I’m thinking there should be a new saying: “If it’s broke, just leave it”.
I know he’s super emosh about the board breaking, but this Dude’s got one more surprise coming.

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This is an interesting rendition of Weezer’s “Pork and Beans” with the won’t-go-away Tay Zonday (of “Chocolate Rain” fame). Playing the acoustic git is Brian Bell, Weezer’s guitarist.
I’m pretty sure no one ever taught this guy how to breathe.

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First of all, if you’re a fan of South Park, you need to check out SouthParkStudios.com. This shit’s off the chain. It launched about 2 months ago, and you can watch every episode of South Park from every season for FREE.
I’ve lost about three days of my life to the site […]

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I was really worried about that lost parrot. Thank god it’s the front page story.
Hey, maybe that Parrot could write for Yahoo “News”. It can’t get any worse.

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It has come to my attention that the news media in our country sucks. It’s like every media outlet has simulatenously agreed to pop cyanide pills, crap their pants, and give up on life. Just throw their hands in the air and said, “ahh, What the hell. Let’s lead with Britney’s cooter […]

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