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F***in’ Sesame Street

July 21st, 2008 · No Comments

Here’s a funny piece from The Jimmy Kimmel Show where they honor the FCC. But how do you honor an organization that strangles TV with it’s unnecessarily strict regulations?
Easy. By censoring things, whether they need to be or not. This week: Sesame Street.

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Tags: daily funnies · tv

The Game of Pregnancy

June 19th, 2008 · No Comments

After reading this news story, I wondered why my high school was so booooorring.
Apparently having 17 girls in your high school get pregnant is not enough of a shocker to the social system. Yes, Glouchester High School in Massachusetts in pumping out babies like a ice cream factory. But what’s more surprising? […]

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Tags: daily funnies · dear god · kids · news · sex

Little Fat Shots

June 11th, 2008 · No Comments

The first “Blueberry Pie” shot ever administered.
Said the little boy, “It was bitter at first, but overall, delicious.”

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To Be 13 Again

May 11th, 2008 · No Comments

Happy Mother’s Day! And to all of you that didn’t get your mom anything, you’re a jerk. But it could be worse.
You could be Ralph Hardy, the most hard-for-the-streets 13 year old ever to have kicked his way out of a womb. Get a load of this…
A 13-year-old from Texas who […]

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Tags: awesomeness · daily funnies · dear god · kids · news

Baby Time!

March 10th, 2008 · No Comments

Well, it’s official. I’m an Uncle! That’s right, last week, my brother’s wife gave birth to a big, healthy, beautiful baby boy. And I was lucky enough to go home and see the little guy right after it was born. Now, I’ll try not to get too sappy…but it really was such an […]

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Tags: deep thoughts · flog · kids · people are idiots