Be Kind, Rewind was a travesty of an atrocious movie. A good plot, good actors, but done so poorly that you scream at the screen. “What?! This movie SUCKS!” It even makes Danny Glover look bad. Glover!
But from it’s smelly rubble has come the process of SWEDE’ing movies (home-made, uber […]

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Leave it Hollywood to sensationalize everything. First it was World Trade Center about 9/11, then Maid in Manhattan about J-Lo’s current occupation, and coming soon is Oliver Stone’s W about the worst President ever.
And the creme de la creme…a new Disney movie based on the Sarah Palin story:

Kudos to Danny G

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It’s not easy being the USA right now. We got Wall Street crashing, a Middle East crisis, political parties bashing each other, and natural disasters wrecking shit. But thank god for the always-irreverent Yahoo! News to guide us through these hard times.

Ohh, she’s very happy! As long as Jennifer Hudson and “Punk” […]

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I’ll be honest, Journey to the Center of the Earth didn’t really look good until I saw this extended cut trailer. I’ve seen it 30 times since then. It never gets old!

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In honor of the Steven Seagal movie I watched last night, “Hard To Kill”, where he plays a crippled man that can’t act, here’s one of the worst non-Seagal fight scenes I’ve ever seen.
It stars an unlikely duo of Black half-man, and an Asian Lady. And together, they’re comical.

Fun Fact: I […]

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“Look at me, I’m writing!”
With the exception of Reality Show Contestants, there is no dreamer as desperate for attention as the Starbucks Writer. They’ll weave a public web of notes, script pages, and laptop accessories in an attempt to catch any wandering eye, and in turn, become a Hollywood star.
The Starbucks Writer […]

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oh man. Oh Man. OH MAN!! Way to kill my summer movie buzz. I was gonna see all three flicks, but now I know how they end. With a sorcerer getting Steve Carrell pregnant.
Wait, that actually sounds pretty sweet. Maybe I will go see them…

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Something magical happens when George Lucas gets involved in a modern-day film. He’s got what I’d like to call the “JarJar Touch”, in that everything he touches turns into a commercialized, CGI-infested crapfest.
This is a hilarious documentary chronicling about what might happen if George Lucas were to remake “Lord of the Rings”.

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I’ve been wondering about the looks-kinda-good, but-kinda-bad Will Smith superhero movie coming out in a few weeks. In it, he plays a real jerk — you know, not your average “nice guy” superhero.
It’s a great concept, but I gotta say, their advertising campaign is a bit aggressive.

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I managed to get my hands on a couple pages from the upcoming flick “The Incredible Hulk”. In case you forgot, Ang Lee’s horrific rendition of “The Hulk” was made in 2003. You missed nothing.
So why the hell would they make another “envisioning” of this movie while people still have a sour taste […]

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If you’ve been around a girl in the past five days, you’ve heard bubbly reviews about how the Sex and the City Movie was “OMG! Sooooooo good”.
But girls are like moths…easily entertained and attracted to shiny lights. I had to get a neutral opinion. Was it actually good? After watching […]

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Well, it looks like Wesley Snipes has finally made a worse decision than signing on to do “Blade Trinity”.
According to CNN.com, Snipes is sentenced to serve 3 years in prison for three counts of tax evasion. Yeah, not paying his taxes. Probably the most un-superhero was to go to prison. And […]

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