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The New PMPmusic Player!!

December 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

If you haven’t noticed yet, I’ve just added this sick new pop-out music player to make your PMPmusical experience even more tittylating.

It’s pretty easy and super-awesome, but I’ll walk you through a quickie, so you can maximize the usage. It’ll look like this below:

Artist: Cake
Song: Mahna Mahna

Just click on that little tasty pizza, and a small pop-out window will appear with a music player and start rocking the song. This way you can continue to browse, while the kick ass tunes melt away your boredom.

This is a tune from Cake’s B-Sides and Rarities album I just bought yesterday. And the tune, I believe, is a awesome cover of a Sesame Street song? Manamena! And if you’d like to borrow the track for a little while, you can still right click on song name and “Save Target As”. As long as you promise to return it or buy their shit.

That’s it! Enjoy the bejesus out of it. And ps, props to QuietColor Music for letting me steal their music player. They are the musical cutting edge.

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Tags: PMP · music · music pixx

12 Days of Indian Christmas

December 18th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Man, this makes me want to go to India for Christmas! I’m just kidding. Although the 3 buttered chickens would go well with my new Arranged Marriage plans.

I’ll give 5 PMPoints to the person who can tell me what the hell he’s saying for the “1st day of Christmas”. A totally insufficient “Downey?” I heard it twelve times, and I still can’t understand. Just like tech support.

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Tags: daily funnies · holidays · music

Flight of the Conchords Season 2 Premiere!!

December 17th, 2008 · No Comments

Yeah, that’s right — the full freakin’ episode! Right here. So happy this show is coming back for another season (jan. 18th). Really think it was the best new show from last year.

You’re a real rockstar, Bret.

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Tags: awesomeness · daily funnies · music · tv

What’s It Gonna Be?

December 11th, 2008 · No Comments

This is my new theme song.

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Tags: awesomeness · daily funnies · music · sex

Willy Wonkas Music Room

December 10th, 2008 · No Comments

If there is ever a time to use euphoric-inducing drugs, do it right now before you watch this. This is the musical version of the clitoris (I imagine, I’ve never seen it before myself).

Looted from QuietColor

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Tags: animation · awesomeness · music

The Circle of Poo

December 4th, 2008 · No Comments

When I was home for Thanksgiving, I saw a guy I hadn’t seen in about 6 years — a real greasy scumbag from high school. And he’s still a greasy scumbag. Only now he has a goatee.

And I’ve been laughing all week because he looked like “Jafar” from Aladdin. We started singing “You Ain’t Never had A Friend Like Me!” when he was around. So funny…

…And that’s my segway into this hilarious clip from South Park. It may be my favorite SP musical number of all time.

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Tags: animation · awesomeness · daily funnies · music · south park

Prop 8: The Musical

December 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

This is a pretty fantastic (or should I say “fabulous”) musical number starring Jack Black, John C. Reily, Andy Richter, and a ton of other people.

For those of you who don’t live in California (and live under a rock), Prop 8 was a law that passed in November making gay marriages illegal. Say what you will about nob-slobbers, but the law is pretty un-American. And this is pretty damn funny…

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Tags: celebrities · daily funnies · gayness · music

New Wheels On The Block

December 1st, 2008 · No Comments

If you thought Timmaay could rock hard, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

This has got to be one of the weirdest videos I’ve ever seen. And I’m not making fun of this, because that’s not funny. But wait until you hear the LYRICS these guys sing. Wierd Al, watch out! New Wheels are gunning for your niche!

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Tags: daily funnies · music · what the f***?!

Cooking By The Book, with Lil’ John

November 29th, 2008 · No Comments

If you’ve ever watched Sponge Bob Square Pants or Yo Gabba Gabba, then you know that children’s television is a weird, f-ed up place. If you’re not a kid, or you’re not high on the Big H, then most of the shit doesn’t even make sense.

That said, I think this show took it too far. Lil’ John is the last person that should ever be writing songs for children’s shows.

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Tags: awful · kids · music

All The Single Ladies

November 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

Justin Timberlake, Paul Rudd, and Andy Samberg stopped by the set of Beyonce’s new music video shoot…to be background dancers. Nothing quite as funny as dudes in tights.

This sketch is really freakin’ funny. Unfortunately, I can’t find the full version, and this YouTube rip will probably be removed in a day. Enjoy it while it’s hot, ladies!

Dug up by ‘TayterAid

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Tags: awesomeness · daily funnies · music · sketch

If You’re Into It

November 19th, 2008 · No Comments

I’m so happy that Flight of the Conchords is coming back for a second season on HBO. Bret and Jermaine by themselves are hilarious, and their music is even better. Not to mention Murray

This is a little ditty from their first season, in which they proposition Bret’s girlfriend to find out what she’s into.

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Tags: daily funnies · music · tv

He Loves A Fat Girl

November 14th, 2008 · No Comments

It’s not about age. It’s not about race. It’s not about gender. It’s not about genre.

It’s about size! It’s about weight! And how big women really are great!!

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Tags: best worst · daily funnies · fat · music