In case of nuclear war, Bill O’Reilly has cloned himself, and for ease of travel, made the clone smaller (checking bags these days is just too much of a hassle). O’Reilly has already been drilling his little clone on the ways of hardball reporting.
Luckily for us, a tape of his MiniBill has leaked…

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It’s not funny to laugh at people with Tourettes. But what’s the verdict on people with Tourettes…as a TV weatherman?

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Well, now you can’t say Hurricane Ike was a total waste…

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A cop takes confiscated weed and makes pot brownies with it. And the doofuss freaks out and calls who else…The Police!
“I think we’re dead. Time is going by really, really, really, really slow…”

Oh, sweet hypocrisy.

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Another historical footnote on Obama’s already historical journey…

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You gotta love Fox News. If not for spewing out conservative propaganda, then for their Gladiator-like approach to field reporting.
Here’s a good clip. Let’s take a nerdy, socially-inept Fox News Reporter and put him in the middle of an angry anti-Republican mob. Don’t worry, they’ll check on him later…

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It’s always weird when someone outstays their welcome. And it’s even weirder when that someone is a die-hard fan of a local weatherman.
But when it’s caught on camera, it’s delightful.

Nice pin.

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This has to be an older news clip, since Jennifer Lopez hasn’t been around since her hit song “Taco Flavored Kisses”. But in it, a newscaster makes a bootylicious Freudian slip on live TV.
Let’s just hope Jenny’s block wasn’t watching.

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There are so many great New Reporter bloopers, f**k ups, and Freudian slips, that it pretty much impossible to keep up with them all.
Luckily, some one with too much time on their hands put together a compilation of the best ones. Even if you’ve seen one or two already, this is hilarious…

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News Reporters continue to baffle me with their inept knowledge of everyday slang. I mean, Fox News is still grappling to understand Obama’s “fist bump” that confused their staff, and apparently, baffled an entire nation of broadcasters.
And here, during a “glass blowing” field piece, this Reporter gets keen on Glory Holes.

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It’s a sad day for the world when animals are raping people. Especially dirty animals raping gay Iraqi people. And it’s an even sadder day when that Iraqi man doesn’t enjoy said bestiality.
But I do have to hand it to CNN for giving us such riveting, controversial stories. And yes CNN, marriage […]

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In a move that shocked alcoholics around the nation, Belgian beverage powerhouse InBev is about to buy Anheuser-Busch, and along with it, it’s iconic Budweiser brand.
Clearly, the sale of the most American beer on Earth to a bunch of chocolate-fuckers has angered a lot of Americans. Especially the Rednecks.
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