After drinking an exotic cocktail at a popular party resort in Crete, 19 year old Corinne Coyle’s face swelled to abnormally large proportions.
The cocktail, bought in a Greek bar for 10 euros (£7.80), and served in a bowl, is said to contain a mixture of Baileys, chilli powder, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, […]

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This guy’s Parents really didn’t think things through.

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The internet has unleashed a side of mankind that I find totally and utterly fascinating. It’s the primal, beastial side of man — the kind that loves seeing people get hit in the nuts, watching people faceplant into concrete, and of course, touching their no-no parts to porn.
If you’d like to know what I’m […]

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I read an article today that made me realize that the impending doom of this word may be closer than I thought. No, it’s not the 2012 Nostradomous crap. Or the cost of gasoline. And you’re wrong, it’s not the Middle East crisis either. It’s much more horrifying than all of […]

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I managed to get my hands on a couple pages from the upcoming flick “The Incredible Hulk”. In case you forgot, Ang Lee’s horrific rendition of “The Hulk” was made in 2003. You missed nothing.
So why the hell would they make another “envisioning” of this movie while people still have a sour taste […]

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There’s hard-for-the-streets MCs, and then there’s this guy. A German Rod Stewart wedding singer. But I’ll give him credit, he’s really tearing it up at that keyboard.
That is, until someone bumps into the mic stand…and shoves the entire microphone down his throat. I have never, in all my life, seen anything like […]

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I was in the supermarket the other day, and I saw the most interesting thing. I was walking behind this sweet old lady, pushing my cart. The two of us, just strolling down the fruit & nut aisle. She was in the lead, slowly moving forward, leaning heavily on her shopping cart. […]

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Everyone knows the standard clichés for bad luck. Black cats crossing in front of you. Breaking the mirror. Walking under a ladder. Everyone knows them. Even if your not superstitious, you try and avoid these things. And come on…everyone knows at least one Mother who had her back broken […]

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This entry comes from a buddy of mine in Maine, who wrote me this email early one morning. He’s a construction manager–a good job, but one that lacks many of the amenities we all take for granted.
Now…I live in California, so sometimes I forget how cold it gets in certain places. Let […]

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I was forced to valet my car today. It’s one thing to make the choice to valet a car, but to be forced!! It’s the equivalent of rape. Well, in some states (I’m looking at you Maine). Anyway, it was some bullshit about all the regular parking lots on our […]

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