While Wall Street melts down and everyone in our country shouts “Holy Guacamole!“, there is one thing on my old noodle this week. And it doesn’t have to do with money, or guacamole.
I wrote a while ago about the game of Deep Cuts that I play with old friends — you know, […]

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A time-cherished tradition is slowly being erroded and washed away right before my eyes. The tradition is called “Deep Cuts”, and within my friend group, it’s something we hold dear.
So what is a “deep cut”? Simple. Deep Cuts is the game of old friends. The point is to bring up […]

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We all know it sucks to grow old. But here’s a bunch of grandparents that still keep it hard for the streets.

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Sex tapes. They’re all the rage these days.
Paris Hilton’s blown-out nightvision porno put her on the map of stardom. Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee’s harpooning expedition on their yacht made millions understand why the internet was important (for porn). And I’m not even sure who the Kardashians are, but I […]

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I was graced with the presence of some very old friends this weekend. As I mentioned in the last flog, the group consisted of the Duke, JerBear, and Mikey No Face. And when I say very old friends, I mean like Moses old. Like our whole freakin lives.
All of us […]

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Friday Night, Dukes Fight Night
So the Duke arrived midday. Again, I was at work. But these kids had already made plans for the day. Just to show you how No Face rolls, after a night of shirt grabs and giggles, he rolled into a business meeting in Glendale and nailed it. He […]

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So I was fortunate enough to be graced by a Homecoming visit, ol’ Crookfield style, with a trip from 3 best friends from growing up. These were JerBear, The Duke, and the notorious Mikey No Face.
Now, many of you may already be familiar with the Duke from the negative cloud of energy known as […]

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I just got back from my 5 year High School Reunion. I know, 5 years. It’s nothing. But hey, they tricked us into it by having it at a bar the day after Thanksgiving. I was in town. And there’s not much else to do in my hometown. So…bar […]

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