There’s a point in every person’s life when things go wrong, and the only thing you can do is break down and cry.
And for this group of unwashed Hippies, that moment occurs when a tree gets cut down. The only thing we can hope for is that another tree gets cut down on top […]

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A cop takes confiscated weed and makes pot brownies with it. And the doofuss freaks out and calls who else…The Police!
“I think we’re dead. Time is going by really, really, really, really slow…”

Oh, sweet hypocrisy.

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P. Diddy proves that even with millions of dollars, private jets, and investments across the board, he still can’t operate a camera. For the love of god man, buy a tripod.
Here’s my challenge to you: see if you can make it through Piddy’s entire video blog without throwing up.

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These Japanese theater dorks give new meaning to the term “go and play with your balls”. If only they’d spent that much time practicing for a real sport…

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This is a clip from a special “Can’t Tie My Shoes” edition of Wheel Of Fortune. One contestant really shines, and proves to the world that everyone’s a winner…even if your a loser.

I mean, he ADDS letters to the “Air Jordan” puzzle when he solves it. That doesn’t even make sense.

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News Reporters continue to baffle me with their inept knowledge of everyday slang. I mean, Fox News is still grappling to understand Obama’s “fist bump” that confused their staff, and apparently, baffled an entire nation of broadcasters.
And here, during a “glass blowing” field piece, this Reporter gets keen on Glory Holes.

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I’m all for Obama and freedom of speech, but I think Black people are getting a little too sensitive these days. This man tries to argue that “black hole” is a racist term, and about how unfair it is that angel food cake is so delicious.

I have to say, he really looses me when […]

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There’s a right and a wrong way to get fast cash from an ATM. The right way is to put your card in, enter your pin, and get some moolah.
The wrong way is bringing a mobile home with you.

Hooolllyy shit. I’m pretty sure that’ll cost him an extra $2 service fee.

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A friend of mine named Mr. Pheeny tipped me off to this absurd article about missing Chimp.
Apparently, a 42-year-old chimp named Moe has disappeared from his animal shelter in West Covina. His owners, St. James Davis and LaDonna Davis, have been frantically looking for him since he escaped two days ago. […]

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It’s hard for a guy to leave that 1st voicemail for a girl after just meeting her. You want to make sure you make a good first phone impression. Girls love good phone.
But here’s a guy that puts it all on the line. There’s no video, but it’s amazing. The first […]

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There’s nothing like dropping $140 on dinner, only to be told “there’s a better place by my house”. Much like the raw fish they so fervently protect, the Sushi Snob is a smelly, arrogant vagina that may make you sick to your stomach.
They are an unwanted conosuerre of the dining world, a pompous and […]

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Need to loose weight fast, but not willing to do anything to accomplish it? Have you tried all the other diets and not had the willpower to stick with them? Do you like cookies?
If you’ve answered yes to any of these questions, there’s a man you should meet. His name […]

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