Everyone knows that Rachel Ray sucks, but this might be news to you…
She gives GREAT CJ’s (Corn Jobs).

Another thirty seconds and she would have had creamed corn. (zing!)

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I don’t even need to describe this. It’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

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Here’s God — I mean, Oprah — talking about…pedophiles? Watch her face after she says “9000 penises“. Im pretty sure she’s thinking:
“Wait…what did I just say?”

I had no idea that Penises could organize like that. I feel motivated. In fact, I think my Penis could be President. Penis ‘12

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They say that music is the universal language. But this clip offers up a tasty counter-argument.
After watching this, I’m sure you’ll all agree…Pig humping speaks to everyone.

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Here you have it, in all it’s glory. Every “that’s what she said” from The Office. And when you jam them all together, it gets even better.
That’s what she said?

New episodes start Sept. 25th. Boner!

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You can put lipstick on a pig, and it’s still a pig. And you can put a fresh-pressed suit on a dirty old man, and he’ll still get a fresh-pressed chubby.
Some dude hooked up a microphone to McCain’s inner monologue…

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This is a pretty solid “Walk of Shame” video from CollegeHumor. I’ve seen a million of these videos, but this one is a standout.
Mostly because it’s done like Planet Earth.

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Sex in Hollywood Movies always looks so hot and dreamy. You know, two perfect looking people having perfect-looking sex. No premature spurts, no fugly women, no queefs. It’s just not right.
But thanks to our friends over at CollegeHumor, we finally got something realistic to watch.

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Can you guess what the Banana’s doing?

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After reading this news story, I wondered why my high school was so booooorring.
Apparently having 17 girls in your high school get pregnant is not enough of a shocker to the social system. Yes, Glouchester High School in Massachusetts in pumping out babies like a ice cream factory. But what’s more surprising? […]

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When condom companies take on Father’s Day, we all win.

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This is one of the best motivational posters I’ve ever seen. It really makes me want to get up and move. To Sweden.
Unfortunately for those in the UK, it was discontinued for it’s “opposite-of-motivational” effects on workers.

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