After drinking an exotic cocktail at a popular party resort in Crete, 19 year old Corinne Coyle’s face swelled to abnormally large proportions.
The cocktail, bought in a Greek bar for 10 euros (£7.80), and served in a bowl, is said to contain a mixture of Baileys, chilli powder, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, […]

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If you’re like me, you’ve staked out the best, quietest, and cleanest place to take a dump in your office building. For me it’s on the 3rd floor of the building across the street (they never see it coming).
But imagine the nightmare if you were to get stuck in the elevator on the way […]

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I was recently introduced to the book “What’s Your Poo Telling You?”, which is an amazing piece that chronicals the different types of poop, descriptions of what causes it, and what that shit can tell you about your body. It’s awesome. It’s done very well — an interesting combination of humor, funny pictures, […]

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This entry comes from a buddy of mine in Maine, who wrote me this email early one morning. He’s a construction manager–a good job, but one that lacks many of the amenities we all take for granted.
Now…I live in California, so sometimes I forget how cold it gets in certain places. Let […]

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I never really get days off from work. My job isn’t one of those 9-5, three weeks vacation-type jobs that all you fatcats enjoy. You topfeeders know what I’m talking about–exhuberant trips with you caviar buffets and rainbow parties. High class call girls, chess, and champagne. But me… I basically get […]

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Ho Ho ho! Greetings and a late Happy Holidays to all. I hope Time Whore came and slept with all your parents…maybe even left a gift for you!
Happy Holidays. That generic term should be PC enough for everyone, right? God forbid, I actually wish someone a Merry Christmas and they’re Jewish, or […]

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I broke my own cardinal rule recently, and was immediately punished for it. Always keep your car door locked. It was such an innocent mistake. I was just running into the grocery store to pick up a bottle of liquor as a gift before my friends birthday party—five minutes!!—maybe not even, […]

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Listen, Mr. FancyPants expensive restaurant. I’m on to you and your bullshit prices for fountain soda. “Violated”, “UnAmerican” and “Horse Shit” are a few words I’d use to describe a recent trip to a high-end restaurant on the Sunset Strip. Fuck em—it was Le Petit Four. A place probably well above […]

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Now, many of you may have heard “you can’t get a good slice of pizza in L.A.” I’m here to tell you that this is, without a doubt, absolutely true. For those of you that have never been to Los Angeles or have never tried a slice out here (smart move), you […]

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