After shooting himself both metaphorically and physically in the leg, former Giants star and sweatpants affectionado Plaxico Buress decided to put out this Gun Safety PSA. I’m glad he did…

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Man, these guys are really ahead of the curve.

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If you’re an avid Adult Swimmer, then you are probably familiar with Tim and Eric Awesome Show. And if you’re not — it’s pretty much like watching a sketch comedy show on acid. It’s weird. And funny. And then some more weird.

I mean, what’s more normal than Michael Cera as a brother cat man?

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Well I’m fresh off an hardcore college-buddy-reunion week, so let’s just say I’m a bit exhausted. Beers, early wake-ups, and a bunch of giggle fights. Too much…

But it’s a new year. We got things to do, jokes to make, and diddys to daddle. So let’s shake off that first “case of the mondays” right now. Step 1: Cut a hole in the box…

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Christmas is always so much fun as a kid. You’re parents always try to get your everything you want, and then some (or their lame and they don’t). But I can’t imagine how shitty it must be to be on the adult end of that.

I’m pretty sure it’s something like this…

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Yes, the holidays are upon us and the spirit of giving is in the air. And what’s more important than reminding those closest to you about how much you care? Nothing. Nothing is more important…

You can’t tell me nothing! I also encourage you to check out Time Whore Saves Christmas, the original PMP Christmas special. It’s still ho ho ho-ish.

Happy Holidays to all, and to all, a good night!

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If you haven’t seen this new HBO show “Summer Heights High”, you should really check it out. This guy Chris Lilley plays the 3 main characters — a spoiled teenage girl, a gay-ish Drama teacher, and an A.D.D., foul-mouthed student. Bascially, the show’s a mockumentary about an Australian high school.

It’s great; one of those shows that might take an episode or 2 to get into. But it’s worth it. It was the biggest show in Australia last year, and now they’ve imported it to our boob tube. Check it on HBO, or you can watch more here.

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Believe me, being a gynecologist is one of those professions that sounds like a GREAT idea as a young man. Many a man has gone to their Guidance Counselor and said “This is for me”. After all…what’s better than being PAID to get into some pussy?

But after getting in there, day after day. Man, I dunno…I think I’d rather have my vagina only for happy me-time. But luckily for us, there’s the Ghetto Gyno (feat. Ron Livingston and Mike Epps).

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One thing’s for sure: that Barack Obama keeps it reeaaaaal cool. Tell ‘em, pussycat…

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Another piece of SNL Digital Short gold. We’ve all been there.

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I had no idea that the quantity and quality of public storage directly correlates with how fat your ass is.

Thanks Big Ass Dave! To say ‘thank you’, I will now store my marijuana with you.

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Justin Timberlake, Paul Rudd, and Andy Samberg stopped by the set of Beyonce’s new music video shoot…to be background dancers. Nothing quite as funny as dudes in tights.

This sketch is really freakin’ funny. Unfortunately, I can’t find the full version, and this YouTube rip will probably be removed in a day. Enjoy it while it’s hot, ladies!

Dug up by ‘TayterAid

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